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Bad! Bad dream! No cookies!
I just woke up from a nightmare, and there is no way I am getting back to sleep. What do teachers dream about? School, of course ( Read more... ) -
in which I get a haircut!
I did it! I finally made the appointment and went in to get it all chopped off, and here are the results:
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Who?
Heard in 5th grade:
Me: Sylvester Stallone is in it.
Kid: Who? -
Thoughts on the Swan Princess
Heard today while 4th grade finished watching the "Swan Princess" (leftover from TAKS testing last week.)
"Huh. Odette is now Oh-dead."
"Odette should marry me! I'm way cooler!"
I really love 4th grade. :) -
True spirit of giving
So one of my second grade classes found out I'm having surgery. I've really played it up as very minor, and that the best part is I get to stay home and be lazy for two weeks! In response to this, one boy offered ever so sincerely, "Do you want to borrow my Wii while you're sick, Mrs. Fuzzy?" I melted, bigtime. Awwww! Of course, I declined, and ( Read more... ) -
Yoink!
Or something like that. I'm not sure what it'll sound like, and thankfully, I won't be awake to hear it. Yes, folks, I am officially going to be the proud recipient of a hysterectomy! But wait! That's not all! For just...Oh, wait. Yeah, that's all. ;) Come November, I get to go in and let them root around a bit and remove my fibroid-infused baby- ( Read more... ) -
Fireflies?
I just realized that I have not seen a single firefly all summer long. Has nonstop 100+ degrees every day scared them off?
I miss the fireflies. Little sparks of magic at dusk. -
Made of -serious- win!
I have found new videos at http://www.youtube.com/user/klusmanp. The man is a professional engineer and cat wrangler, and my ribs now hurt from laughing so much. This -literally- puts the LOL in lolcat, and even has good grammar! -
Happy Mother's Day?
So most everyone knows I do not have children. I do not want children. Yes, I like kids. I wouldn't be a teacher if I didn't. I have a -brilliant- relationship with my own mother, and I love her dearly. I still don't want to be a mother myself, and physically I'm very close to being incapable of it. I am happy in my non-motherhood. I do not feel ( Read more... )