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[fayded_mind]

My favorite color is lamp.
The tiny specs on the wall keep talking to me,
and that's why I like cats.

Comments

LIES LIES - ALL OF IT!

[oz_nerol]

Ok, on this one you are LYING.
I wore a lamp colored shirt to your bar mitzvah and you said I looked like "a retard".
The specs are talking to each other... YOU just can't get over that they're all named Kim.
You like cats because you're husband is allergic and you're a sadist.
I liked that lamp shirt.

Re: LIES LIES - ALL OF IT!

[pith_postulant]

It's you who stole my lamp colored shirt? That thing was one of a kind! All this time I thought the table did it. I have to go. It's been years since I talked to it... the chairs too.

Re: LIES LIES - ALL OF IT!

[m2_i]

You BASTARD! You swore you'd never talk to the chairs again. How could you be so insensitive?

Re: LIES LIES - ALL OF IT!

[oz_nerol]

INSENSITIVE?!?!?!
The chairs need friends to you lamp-hearted fool!