There is a bright, glowing green apple on my desk. This apple is firm. If you imagine a perfect granny smith apple in your head, that's probably identical to the apple on my desk.

I, however, have decided eating this apple would probably be a terrible idea. This apple has been on my desk since September. If you looked at it right now, you would ( Read more... )

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After almost a month update-less.. which might be the longest I've gone without updating this thing since its birth in 2005... I feel compelled to make a meaningless update ( Read more... )

I'm coming to terms with the fact that my health sucks b-u-t-t ( Read more... )

One of the things I regret the most is not skydiving after high school graduation.

I was trying to be money-smart and practical. And part of me is happy for being sensical.. but then I'd rather be living.

I love my life and what I'm doing and where I'm going- but one day, not long after I pay off my school loans, I'm going skydiving. It'd be crazy ( Read more... )

So I started out on Amazon.com looking for an Easy Bake oven. Since I'm living it up in a kitchen-less dorm again this year, I figure I need to find a way to not sacrifice my love of baked goods. Amazon.com, however, doesn't seem to be selling it any cheaper than Target, so I moved on to looking for the next thing I want to buy ( Read more... )

I love my life. Everything about now makes me happy, except that I have to wake up in 7 hours. I've had 2 days off work, and they've been both constructive and fun-packed-- the best combination possible.

Get Smart was not as good as I expected, but it looks like I might get sucked into seeing it at least 3 times. Today I successfully dodged one of ( Read more... )

Vocational Rehab is going to take my case.. They're going to help me.

..what WHATT?!

I've always wondered what I would deem the defining most embarrassing moment of my life. Last night was probably it ( Read more... )

A few days ago, I found a new background for my computer.

It is plain, solid black with white text, "DO YOUR WORK. DON'T BE STUPID."

I wasn't expecting it to be very effective.. but uhm, not gonna lie. It has done wonders.