You know you're off to a bright start in the morning when you spent a good while fucking around with your Ipod shuffle, trying to understand why you're not hearing anything, and then realize that you don't actually have the earbuds in your ears, but around your neck. Let's hear it for smart!
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Yesterday, Dan and I went out to go add to our liquor cabinet (well, liquor-spot-on-the-counter really) and ended up waiting for the bus for a little bit with our bags of booze. While standing there, some guy in his 30's lurched up to the busstop and asked us if we could give a cigarette. Since neither of us smoke, and he looked like he had just ( Read more... )

We have our only microbiology lab of the quarter tommorrow morning. Looking through the directions, I discovered step #7. Take the other sterile swab and a sterile test tube to the lavatory and get a fecal sample by inserting the swab into your rectum. When you withdraw the swab, it should be brown. Bring the swab back to the lab in the test tube ( Read more... )

Songs take on an entirely different meaning when you realize the lyric "Take my ovaries from me," is actually "Take my worries from me". I think it's a totally honest mistake.

Four jobs I've had in my life ( Read more... )

I'll be back in Mass from late on the 26th until very, very early on the 31st. If people are around and want to see me before I vanish for another year or so, let me know. Just as a disclaimer though, I've gotta see my family in that period as well.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE ( Read more... )

Two notable conversations overheard this weekend ( Read more... )

Time for another rambling update. Class has started - and yes, the singular is in fact appropriate. I take nothing but anatomy currently, so it's a sweet 30 odd hours of anatomy every week - including 3 or more hours a day of dissection of human cadavers. I smell...uh... bad after the day is done. But it's all done by the first week of October ( Read more... )

All right, so a bit about Seattle ( Read more... )