A terrible death ( Read more... )

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In conclusion, "baby batter" is, by far, the most evocative euphemism for "semen" that exists in the English language.

DONE! DONE! DONE! DONE! OMFG ( Read more... )

I don't believe it! I have an uncurved A in psychology! I have a 92.54! It's not even an A-, it's an uncurved solid A! (Even though I made a 65 on the final...) Okay, that's two down. I have four to go, and these will be much more difficult.

So I got owned by my psychology final today... I had to make up psychology to answer half of it. I came back to my room feeling exhausted and depressed, but sleep held no solace. Now I sit writing an essay on Adam Smith, doing a problem set on algebraic number theory, and reading about amines and Entwicklungsmechanik and hoping that no other ( Read more... )

Be aware that during finals week I am so sleep-deprived and stressed out that I probably will not be in my right mind and thus absolutely nothing I do or say has any meaning whatsoever ( Read more... )

I haven't slept in 67 hours, and I feel fine!