Life on Mars Anonymous Pornfest II - The Porn Bites Back
Please Note: We've declared the Very First Second Pornfest over, so any new prompts posted will be deleted. However, we do encourage you to post any anon fic in response to the existing prompts and comment on the lovely responses that we've already got.
Can we also ask that, if you write a response to a prompt and am quite willing to do so under your own name, that you leave a comment on the "Other Responses" list so I can add it there (and also update the Life on Mars Porn List...)
Other Responses to the Pornfest Prompts
Last year's Life on Mars Anonymous Pornfest is here. If you feel like some inspiration, here are unanswered prompts from last year's fest.
The Responses
- Sam/Warren non-con. Gene arrives a second too late.
Response One - Something Lost Along the Way - Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven,
- Sam/Gene - whilst having sex, Sam wants Gene to really hurt him. Gene is afraid to go so far but Sam can be verrrrry persuasive. The next day Gene is horrified at what he has done to him.
Response One - Part One, Part Two.
- *After a shoot-out gone wrong* Sam/Gene hardcore I-thought-i'd-lost-you sex... (bonus points if it involves Rimming!)
Response One - Part One, Part Two, Part Three.
- Chris/Warren There's no prompt, not really. I just want to see it happen.
Response One Part One, Part Two
- Sam and Gene exchange kinks --> "I'll do yours if you do mine" Turns out they quite like both ;)
Response One Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight
- The night the Missus leaves, Gene turns up at Sam's flat drunk and asks Sam to act out his wife's part of the argument they never had before she stormed out in silence. Sam obliges. Bonus if Gene gets slapped. Gene on his knees (not during a blow job). Sam getting drunk.
Response One Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six
- Sam/Gene - Gene says 'I love you'.
Response One
- Gene/Sam - Sam wakes up naked with Gene in bed, and has no recollection of last night's events. What's worse, he's got a honking hard-on.
Response One
- Sam/Gene - begin to realise how attracted they are to each other, angst ensues before they finally (or reluctantly) admit how they feel. Soft words mixed with hard sex. Bonus points for Gene talking dirty and slamming Sam up against any available hard surface, knowing how much it will turn him on.
Response One Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five.
- Sam/Gene watersports bonus points for daddy kink
Response One Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five.
- Sam/Harry Woolf, dub-con with Woolf playing the dying-of-cancer card to have his naughty way with mildly horrified but sympathetic Sam. Bonus for Woolf claiming it was Gene's idea to further manipulate Sam, double-plus bonus if Gene finds out after the fact and freaks the fuck out.
Response One - Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven
The Virgins
- Sam, Gwen (and it doesn't have to be Sam/Gwen) and a bowl of mint custard.
- Sam and Gene try to beat their record of the amount of times they have sex in one night.
- Sam shows Gene the wonders of tantric sex.
- Gene/Ray/Phyllis/Nelson, a bag of sinsemilla and a bottle of Mazola.
- Sam, Gene - lotus postion (Fluff/established relationship)
- Shower!sex. Face to face. Sam with his legs around Gene's waist. Gene talking dirty and holding him up against the wall. Sam being very loud. Lots of kissing/biting.
- Gene/Ruth Tyler. Post 1.08. Gene goes to check on Mrs. Tyler.
- Gene/The Missus. CID raids a sex shoppe. Gene brings some s&m paraphernalia home to show the missus, hoping to put a spark back into the sex life. He's afraid she'll freak out. Turns out she knows how to use it. Turns out Gene quite likes it. (Bonus if there's spanking, implement of your choice).
- Sam/Gene, Gene has to go away for a while so Sam gives him a gift of some kinky pics to take with him! Sex ensues!
- Sam/Vic's jacket, Post 1.08, Sam ends up with his father's jacket.
- Gene/AU Sammy Mid 1980's. Gene meets a teenaged rentboy who reminds him an awful lot of Sam. Reluctant!Gene. (Note, if Sam is under 16, this fic will violate the lifein1973 guidelines). (Note: Please no younger than 15.) Up to you if it actually is Sammy or just someone like him. Bonus if the kid fucks Gene rather than vice versa.
- Sam/Ray. When Sam gets amnesia, Ray takes a bet that he can convince Sam that they were a couple. Sam's enthusiastic response forces him to rethink some of his set beliefs as he realizes that he rather enjoys domesticity and no one does housewife like Sam Tyler. Just one problem--Sam insists on being on top. Bonus if Sam figures it out and doesn't let on.
- Sam/Chris-Hurt/Comfort-Chris takes care of Sam after Gene goes too far. Smut ensues.
- Sam is caught in a raid at a brothel with a hustler. Gene rescues him from being arrested and beat up but wants to be told/shown exactly what Sam was going to be doing with this hooker. Smut ensues. Extra points for having Gene coerce Sam into telling him dirty details that Sam does not want to tell him/Sam telling him he needed to be dominated sexually/made to beg for it.
- Stu/Gene. Gene could never do enough to save Stu. The last time they see each other desperation turns to sex. Your decision on how far they go and how much precedence there is for it.
- A few days into a hostage stand off at CID, the main baddie (original or canon crim of your choice), forces Sam to choose one of his fellow officers to fuck in front of everyone as a means of 'entertainment'. To everyone's surprise, he chooses Gene over one of the women. Gene acknowledges that this is probably Sam's idea of chivalry. Bonus for Sam naked and Gene fully clothed. Double bonus for them getting so into it they forget they are being watched and Gene threatening anyone who dares get near. Optional: Litton and Phyllis save the day. Optional: Gene finds out that Sam is responsible for the whole thing.
- Sam/Ray/Gene. Gene walks in on Ray and Sam fucking and feels horrified/betrayed but also turned on. He is invited to join them. Bonus if Sam gets to be the one in charge and tops them both.
- Gene and Ray are in an established relationship...Sam has an idea it's going on so becomes a bit of a peeping tom. Catches them in the act. He's jealous, angry, confused and probably slightly repulsed and starts acting strangely around them. Bonus if Gene or Ray work out why and confront him.
- Gene/Chris (Gene/Stu implied), Chris reminds Gene of Stu. They have the same stupid grin. On the tenth anniversary of Stu's death, Gene takes what Chris has quietly been offering since they met.
- Annie/Joanie--angry, nasty, rough grudge sex, Annie tops. Bonus for name-calling/humiliation, face slapping, fisting
- Gene finds Sam wearing his coat and it really turns him on. Sam is naked underneath. (est-relationship)
- Sam/Chris. Chris wants to be more like Sam, and is found by Sam when he's trying on Sam's leather jacket. Sam shows Chris who's really the Boss. Bonus points for one of them wearing the jacket during sex.
- Jackie Queen's interest is caught by one Sam Tyler after 1.06. She goes looking for him and they have an encounter in Gene's office after hours.
- Gene lusts after oblivious!Sam, and meets the similar looking Ninth Doctor. Smut ensures.
- Sam/Gene, first time - Gene invites Sam out to dinner, and proceeds to very subtly seduce him. Sam thinks he's imagining it until they get to desert. By the time they get back to the flat...
- Phyllis/OFC or canon FC (but not Annie) - established or new relationship, no BDSM. Can be angsty or fluffy so long as they're equals, with emphasis on showing more of who Phyllis is than we saw in the series. Bonus points for intense sex.
- Sam is convinced that Gene has fallen out of love with him for some reason or other. Gene does something extremely romantic to prove that he is. Sam is putty in his hands. Angst/Fluff
- After a terrible fight with the Guv about how to catch a crim, Sam gets caught by the baddie during a case. He ends up drugged out of his mind, hurt and handcuffed in a dark, scary place. Gene charges to the rescue and finds him. They can't get out yet so Gene reluctantly has to take care of Sam, who's acting crazier that usual. May involve denial, fisticuffs, snark, rough sex or TLC, needy Sam making a drugged pass at Gene or Gene taking advantage of Sam in his state, or just good old hurt/comfort, that's totally up to you.
- Sam (the adult version, not little Sammy) walks in on Gene/Ruth Tyler. Hilarity ensues.
- Sam/Gene: And then you took the words right out of my mouth, It must have been while you were kissing me. But what words were they? And who kissed who? And what happened next?
- Gene/Annie Gene has always secretly fancied Annie. While on a pointless stakeout he finds out the feeling is mutual.
- Two Sams (timey wimey/parallel dimension stuff, I suppose), one Gene, double penetration.
- Sam admits to Gene that he has a belly fetish (est. relationship). Turns out Gene finds that particular kink quite a turn-on, as well.
- I'd love a Sam!birthday fic, where he realises that no-one in 1973 would know it's his birthday. He feels stupidly upset about it at work and then goes home...to find Gene (who, of course, has access to all the staff files and has obviously wanted Sam for ages!) waiting for him. Feel free to include an appropriately placed bow and/or something else amusingly cliché ;-P
- LoM/Tuesday crossover, Gene/Sam, where Earp and Silver are Gene and Sam undercover in a sort of AU Ashes to Ashes.
Can we also ask that, if you write a response to a prompt and am quite willing to do so under your own name, that you leave a comment on the "Other Responses" list so I can add it there (and also update the Life on Mars Porn List...)
Other Responses to the Pornfest Prompts
Last year's Life on Mars Anonymous Pornfest is here. If you feel like some inspiration, here are unanswered prompts from last year's fest.
The Responses
- Sam/Warren non-con. Gene arrives a second too late.
Response One - Something Lost Along the Way - Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven,
- Sam/Gene - whilst having sex, Sam wants Gene to really hurt him. Gene is afraid to go so far but Sam can be verrrrry persuasive. The next day Gene is horrified at what he has done to him.
Response One - Part One, Part Two.
- *After a shoot-out gone wrong* Sam/Gene hardcore I-thought-i'd-lost-you sex... (bonus points if it involves Rimming!)
Response One - Part One, Part Two, Part Three.
- Chris/Warren There's no prompt, not really. I just want to see it happen.
Response One Part One, Part Two
- Sam and Gene exchange kinks --> "I'll do yours if you do mine" Turns out they quite like both ;)
Response One Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight
- The night the Missus leaves, Gene turns up at Sam's flat drunk and asks Sam to act out his wife's part of the argument they never had before she stormed out in silence. Sam obliges. Bonus if Gene gets slapped. Gene on his knees (not during a blow job). Sam getting drunk.
Response One Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six
- Sam/Gene - Gene says 'I love you'.
Response One
- Gene/Sam - Sam wakes up naked with Gene in bed, and has no recollection of last night's events. What's worse, he's got a honking hard-on.
Response One
- Sam/Gene - begin to realise how attracted they are to each other, angst ensues before they finally (or reluctantly) admit how they feel. Soft words mixed with hard sex. Bonus points for Gene talking dirty and slamming Sam up against any available hard surface, knowing how much it will turn him on.
Response One Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five.
- Sam/Gene watersports bonus points for daddy kink
Response One Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five.
- Sam/Harry Woolf, dub-con with Woolf playing the dying-of-cancer card to have his naughty way with mildly horrified but sympathetic Sam. Bonus for Woolf claiming it was Gene's idea to further manipulate Sam, double-plus bonus if Gene finds out after the fact and freaks the fuck out.
Response One - Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven
The Virgins
- Sam, Gwen (and it doesn't have to be Sam/Gwen) and a bowl of mint custard.
- Sam and Gene try to beat their record of the amount of times they have sex in one night.
- Sam shows Gene the wonders of tantric sex.
- Gene/Ray/Phyllis/Nelson, a bag of sinsemilla and a bottle of Mazola.
- Sam, Gene - lotus postion (Fluff/established relationship)
- Shower!sex. Face to face. Sam with his legs around Gene's waist. Gene talking dirty and holding him up against the wall. Sam being very loud. Lots of kissing/biting.
- Gene/Ruth Tyler. Post 1.08. Gene goes to check on Mrs. Tyler.
- Gene/The Missus. CID raids a sex shoppe. Gene brings some s&m paraphernalia home to show the missus, hoping to put a spark back into the sex life. He's afraid she'll freak out. Turns out she knows how to use it. Turns out Gene quite likes it. (Bonus if there's spanking, implement of your choice).
- Sam/Gene, Gene has to go away for a while so Sam gives him a gift of some kinky pics to take with him! Sex ensues!
- Sam/Vic's jacket, Post 1.08, Sam ends up with his father's jacket.
- Gene/AU Sammy Mid 1980's. Gene meets a teenaged rentboy who reminds him an awful lot of Sam. Reluctant!Gene. (Note, if Sam is under 16, this fic will violate the lifein1973 guidelines). (Note: Please no younger than 15.) Up to you if it actually is Sammy or just someone like him. Bonus if the kid fucks Gene rather than vice versa.
- Sam/Ray. When Sam gets amnesia, Ray takes a bet that he can convince Sam that they were a couple. Sam's enthusiastic response forces him to rethink some of his set beliefs as he realizes that he rather enjoys domesticity and no one does housewife like Sam Tyler. Just one problem--Sam insists on being on top. Bonus if Sam figures it out and doesn't let on.
- Sam/Chris-Hurt/Comfort-Chris takes care of Sam after Gene goes too far. Smut ensues.
- Sam is caught in a raid at a brothel with a hustler. Gene rescues him from being arrested and beat up but wants to be told/shown exactly what Sam was going to be doing with this hooker. Smut ensues. Extra points for having Gene coerce Sam into telling him dirty details that Sam does not want to tell him/Sam telling him he needed to be dominated sexually/made to beg for it.
- Stu/Gene. Gene could never do enough to save Stu. The last time they see each other desperation turns to sex. Your decision on how far they go and how much precedence there is for it.
- A few days into a hostage stand off at CID, the main baddie (original or canon crim of your choice), forces Sam to choose one of his fellow officers to fuck in front of everyone as a means of 'entertainment'. To everyone's surprise, he chooses Gene over one of the women. Gene acknowledges that this is probably Sam's idea of chivalry. Bonus for Sam naked and Gene fully clothed. Double bonus for them getting so into it they forget they are being watched and Gene threatening anyone who dares get near. Optional: Litton and Phyllis save the day. Optional: Gene finds out that Sam is responsible for the whole thing.
- Sam/Ray/Gene. Gene walks in on Ray and Sam fucking and feels horrified/betrayed but also turned on. He is invited to join them. Bonus if Sam gets to be the one in charge and tops them both.
- Gene and Ray are in an established relationship...Sam has an idea it's going on so becomes a bit of a peeping tom. Catches them in the act. He's jealous, angry, confused and probably slightly repulsed and starts acting strangely around them. Bonus if Gene or Ray work out why and confront him.
- Gene/Chris (Gene/Stu implied), Chris reminds Gene of Stu. They have the same stupid grin. On the tenth anniversary of Stu's death, Gene takes what Chris has quietly been offering since they met.
- Annie/Joanie--angry, nasty, rough grudge sex, Annie tops. Bonus for name-calling/humiliation, face slapping, fisting
- Gene finds Sam wearing his coat and it really turns him on. Sam is naked underneath. (est-relationship)
- Sam/Chris. Chris wants to be more like Sam, and is found by Sam when he's trying on Sam's leather jacket. Sam shows Chris who's really the Boss. Bonus points for one of them wearing the jacket during sex.
- Jackie Queen's interest is caught by one Sam Tyler after 1.06. She goes looking for him and they have an encounter in Gene's office after hours.
- Gene lusts after oblivious!Sam, and meets the similar looking Ninth Doctor. Smut ensures.
- Sam/Gene, first time - Gene invites Sam out to dinner, and proceeds to very subtly seduce him. Sam thinks he's imagining it until they get to desert. By the time they get back to the flat...
- Phyllis/OFC or canon FC (but not Annie) - established or new relationship, no BDSM. Can be angsty or fluffy so long as they're equals, with emphasis on showing more of who Phyllis is than we saw in the series. Bonus points for intense sex.
- Sam is convinced that Gene has fallen out of love with him for some reason or other. Gene does something extremely romantic to prove that he is. Sam is putty in his hands. Angst/Fluff
- After a terrible fight with the Guv about how to catch a crim, Sam gets caught by the baddie during a case. He ends up drugged out of his mind, hurt and handcuffed in a dark, scary place. Gene charges to the rescue and finds him. They can't get out yet so Gene reluctantly has to take care of Sam, who's acting crazier that usual. May involve denial, fisticuffs, snark, rough sex or TLC, needy Sam making a drugged pass at Gene or Gene taking advantage of Sam in his state, or just good old hurt/comfort, that's totally up to you.
- Sam (the adult version, not little Sammy) walks in on Gene/Ruth Tyler. Hilarity ensues.
- Sam/Gene: And then you took the words right out of my mouth, It must have been while you were kissing me. But what words were they? And who kissed who? And what happened next?
- Gene/Annie Gene has always secretly fancied Annie. While on a pointless stakeout he finds out the feeling is mutual.
- Two Sams (timey wimey/parallel dimension stuff, I suppose), one Gene, double penetration.
- Sam admits to Gene that he has a belly fetish (est. relationship). Turns out Gene finds that particular kink quite a turn-on, as well.
- I'd love a Sam!birthday fic, where he realises that no-one in 1973 would know it's his birthday. He feels stupidly upset about it at work and then goes home...to find Gene (who, of course, has access to all the staff files and has obviously wanted Sam for ages!) waiting for him. Feel free to include an appropriately placed bow and/or something else amusingly cliché ;-P
- LoM/Tuesday crossover, Gene/Sam, where Earp and Silver are Gene and Sam undercover in a sort of AU Ashes to Ashes.