Title: Five Things Lister Doesn't Know About Rimmer
Author: Fia Reynne
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Rating: PG
Characters: Lister, Rimmer
Summary: The title really says it all. Old Skool fannish indulgence for laurenmitchell. Shout-out to my RDSS peeps.
Disclaimer: Oh, I own them. Their creators just don't realize that yet, because I let them keep all the proceeds.

( Lister, Rimmer thinks, is an open book. )