TV tie-in/profic novels are a crapshoot at best. At worst, they read like they were written by crack-addled pot smoking retarded monkeys who have never even heard of the fandom. At best they are like finding a lost episode ( Read more... )

Dear book I read when I was about twelve whose title I can't remember ( Read more... )

I get that your characters have traveled back in time to the 1600s. It's neat. I get that, since they've been there for several years now, there isn't so much in the way of reliable birth control, and people are taking that into account. Useful detail ( Read more... )

I love your Artemis Fowl-books, I enjoyed 'The Time-Paradox', it wasn't the best in the series, but I liked it ( Read more... )

Dear Douglas Coupland ( Read more... )

Dear Gail Z Martin ( Read more... )

Why is it that every male in just about every romance/erotica book ever written is considered an "alpha," is protective to rediculous extremes, coddles whatever woman he's with, and talks about "his" woman as if she is his possession. I finally got around to reading some femdom, and it is true even then. You still don't see the same possessiveness ( Read more... )

To all authors who write a series ( Read more... )

Dear Kinoko Nasu,

I don't care how artistic you think it is, when you describe a woman's breasts as feeling like "a perfectly ripened fruit" I don't see how you expect me to not pause and laugh out loud. Totally bad timing on that one. Your sex scenes are awkward enough ("I want to smell you!" anyone?) but I think that one takes the cake as the ( Read more... )

Oh Yu Yu Hakusho author, you did not just do that.

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