The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Eight
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The Magicakes Round Robin Legacy: Round One, Generation One, Part Eight
Its the final update of the generation! And what better way to start the end, with a birthday and a toddler reveal?
Melousine, the un-heirable fifth-born child, living every child's dream with a birthday cake that's about three times the size of her.
I FEEL SOME SERIOUSLY SERIOUS ADORABLE COMING ON HERE! O_O;;
Something tells me, we're all going to be massively sad she's ineligble for the heir vote.
*blinks* Ingrid (shelbster93)? Wolpertinger? Am I going to have to watch the two of you after Wolpertinger's Adult birthday? O_O;;;
Which, speaking of, is happening RIGHT NOW! Goddamn that's a forest fire and a half. O_O;;
BUT! With Wolpertinger's adult birthday, we're one step closer to THE END!
*hears Kor'A, Tarsus & Ramsey sing WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! from the university bin*
Young Adult, doesn't count, hush my pretties!
Whoa! O_O Questionable Philtrum is questionable.
Meanwhile, Bunyip takes on the role of primary caregiver even though there's now FIVE adults in the house.
They've clearly all got better things to do >_>;;
*blinks* Okay so I know I was worried about Ingrid, but now that he's an adult, Wolpertinger seems to have taken a turn for the Lumberjack.
Uh.
Sorry, distracted by the flannel O_O;;
He's taken a decided turn for Eden ( simtasia ), swooning over her at every opportunity. She WOULD wander around in front of him parading her ecologically guru-ed flesh at every opportunity.
*fingers crossed nothing comes of this*
And we're at the end of the round, so Peluda (engram_au) & Ferne (cosmetical) decide to add a little symmetry, coming full circle with public displays of sexy times in front of their children. So they scarred Tarsus, so they have again, Melousine.
Uh, Wolpertinger? Eden? What's going on? I thought I said nothing should come of this?
I'm sure I mentioned that to the pair of you.
And then my camera was stolen from my control by Soft Focus. OH MY!
Um, suddenly this feels so intimate, and I'm a bit uncomfortable voyeuring this little interlude.
AAAND! Spell broken. xD Thanks for that, you two.
I am MORE than sure Wolpertinger agrees with you, little Kudan, but not in the way you're thinking.
Oh. My. O_O;; GAWDS I'm starting to regret this "Eden & Ingrid are ISBI-ed" decision. Especially since I've got so many sims in the house I can't micromanage EVERYONE at all times.
THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS ON THEIR THREE-BOLT POWERED OWN!
WAIT WHAT?! Soft Focus?! YOU GOT A LOT O' 'SPLAININ TO DOOOO!
Apparently their first kiss was just SO exuisite they decided to do it twice.
You can do firsts more than once, you guys! You saw it here, first!
AND THEN YOU CAN AGAIN!
Meanwhile - YES PELUUUUDAAAAA! WOOT! I feel this kind of helps with completion, the round robin founder all platinum WELL before she carks it.
Tales of her to her grandchildren and futher descendants can be FILLED with descriptions of how they had a witch in their ancestry and that she was FULL of elated life :D
*blinks* I swear to god, Soft Focus. STOP HOGGING MY CAMERA!
For the record, I cued up a whole bunch of 'mundane' things for Wolpertinger to do - like, you know, take a shower and feed himself - but apparently he and Eden had a much better idea of what to do with their time, and he dropped all of MY ~suggestions~ from queue.
They went at this all afternoon, btw. I got more than one soft-focus camera steal when I was doing things like trying to potty train Melousine, or sending Kudan off to do homework so he didn't get, oh I don't know, TAKEN BY THE SOCIAL WORKER >_>;;;
I'm kind of finding this a little bit Mrs Robinson.
And its Melousine's birthday again already, because pretty much all that happened in this house was Bunyip looking after her siblings, and her parents and W+E having COPIOUS amounts of sex. Oh, and grilled cheese.
Everyone was INCREDIBLY pleased and excited about the prospect of seeing Melousine age up - including me, as I sinCEREly expect super adorable. But she apparently had other plans...
Melousine: *wanders off wondering what everyone is hollering about*
Melousine: They're ALL really excited about SOMETHING. Do you know what it is?
*falls into inextricable love*
She wandered up stairs and the Butler put her to bed, so she could drift off to uninterupted sleep. Completely ignoring the fact that she should've been a child by now...
While everyone else remained in the kitchen, cheering the vacated Melousine on.
Ferne: Wait, what are we doing here again?
OH. MY. GOD. YOU. TWO. *headdesk*
Are you trying to break some kind of on on one sex record here?
Because you're clearly succeeeding.
Soft Focus: ALL UR VISION ARE BELONG TO ME!
Melousine: Helloes there! I'm all well rested and feel up to aging up now :D
Wolpertinger: *moons*
Oh wait, so after having sex eleventythousand times per day for the last week, NOW you fall in love. Just had to make sure you were compatible, did we?
Well, I'm glad its reciprocated at least?
I think, I'm glad anyway. Now I just hope they don't make me regret being unable to stop this steam train of hot autonomous loving in the form of ACR babies >_>;;
Meanwhile, Peluda's been hard at work upping her atrociously evil skills. And can FINALLY Summon a unisexual (OMNISEXUAL!?) Kitty.
Bon jour, Jenny Greenteeth! You're about as creepy as your name suggests O_O;;
But freaky CUUUUUTE! *snuggles them*
And with the arrival of her spectral familiar: FINALLY! GREEN SPARKLES! *tears of joy*
ASKDJALKDALFKASHDLKASJASLKDJASLKDHALKFJASLKDHASAAA!!!
Melousine, limelight stealing! So beautiful!
Jackalope: ITS MY BIRTHDAY! That makes me... Um... Uhh...
An adult honey, and the SECOND one (that counts, not that everyone else doesn't count, uh. *blushes and removes foot from mouth*) at that! One step closer to the end! *Gasp*
Man, her cake makes me HUNGRY.
Behold! Jackalope, the Romantical Adult! :D
Upon entering the adult stage of life, Jackalope's ~romantical~ tendencies seemed to manifest in some really disturbing habits.
Like watching her brother and his live-in girlfriend have a lot of sex.
Public Woohoo Hearts: *stare BUG EYED at Jackalope*
And then Eden developed a disturbing 'habit' of her own of the romantical persuasion.
*was so very afraid of this happening but was powerless to stop it*
As long as Eden doesn't die carrying your child, Wolpertinger O_O since I'm not at all controlling her and she clearly seems to never eat in favour of woohoo.
Bunyip: I didn't mean to swing that past a top window of our house *scarred for life*
I'm glad at least ONE sibling isn't incestually inclined. *sigh of relief*
So two things?! LOOK RAIDEN IS BACK!! :D And secondly? OMG MY FIRST EVER GENIE LAMP! And in my first PC family! EEEEEEE!
Oh! BTW? This weeks challenge rolled was of a very SPECIAL nature:
3. The 'My new BFF' challenge. Download Paris Hilton here (http://linna.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=301163), move her into another house and kiss her ass untill you're her newest bestest friend. After that, I don't care what you do with/to her.
So because Jackalope was freaking me out with her incestual voyeuristic tendencies, I decided to punish her with this, forcing her to spend the MAXIMUM amount of time with Ms. Hilton.
As this update is clearly OVERLY sexually charge, I'm not going to make any jokes about Bunyip indulging in a little lamp rubbing of her own.
You see me not making any jokes or quips? Good. *angel*
Genie: BEHOLD MY SHINY HAIRLESS CHEST!
Genie: I can grant you, oh precious and revered Master, three wishes!
Bunyip: Mhhmm... Right with you bud, I just spotted this mag under the snow...
Genie: Well take your time, I only have eternity, though your mortality is that which is in question... Its kind of cold, can I have a granny square blanket or something? Those always remind me of my Grandmother...
Bunyip: Mhhmmm yeaps, be right there, blankets are nice aren't they? Yups My Grandmother probably made one of those... OOOH! Amy March & Marianne Dashwood for half price! I can't even believe they made a Scarlet O'Hara, what a bitch, they should burn all of her yarns like they burned down Tara.
Me: Tara didn't burn down, honey...
Bunyip: LALALALALALALALIES!
Bunyip: RIGHT! Yeah, wishing... Hrrmmm what should I wish for...
She finally after that entirely protracted interlude settled on wishing for beauty. Can you tell?!
*is pretty sure she got yet ANOTHER massive pimple straight after the wish being granted*
Beauty is as beauty does, and she didn't specify who she'd be beautiful TO I guess...
Pod Demon: ARMAGAD DO WANT IN HER PANTS!
Speaking of getting into people's pants, Peluda still pulls Ferne with forces akin to planetary magnitudes of gravity. Its a wonder those kinds of g-forces don't snap the poor woman's neck.
Okay so they're not BFFS yet (look its only Wednesday!) BUT You can clearly see they're friends and the BFF is on its way... *rolls around*
OMG, MELOUSINE! SO SWEET! *heart melt*
EEE! My lawds so many birthdays! *giggles* Its time for Kudan to understand the meaning of acne, and for him to become legal for Paris to hit on...
That's my only explanation of why she's SO DAMN excited! xD Everyone else? Well theyv'e got a history of this shit. xD
Kudan gets self conciously smug, but the limelight is stolen from him by Paris making some kind of spectacle of herself that I didn't care enough about to screenshot >_>;;
ONWARD WITH THE BIRTHDAY PARADE! IT'S BUNYIPS BIRTHDAY! Which means THE END OF THE LINE ROUND!
But first, I have to draw your attention to Jackalope forming a whole NEW scary habit...
Melousine: *Bes blissfully unaware*
And blissfully beautiful! *obsessed*
And BEHOLD! An eyebaggy but still ultimately lovely, adult Bunyip! :D
So I should really end off here, but...
...Don't think I'm not going to see this thing out O_O;;
Because honestly, who'd want to miss THIS?!?
Or this?! *flails*
THERE WE GO! Thanks for being so punctual, Eden :D
ITS A BOY! :D I had no names left on my list, so I went for one that I was 90% sure Katu hadn't already bagsied as ones she wanted to use.
Not only is Hippogriff a boy, but he's also an ~ENIGMA~!!
Wolpertinger has green eyes, like both his mothers. Eden has grey eyes.
Someone then explain how BROWN has entered the equation? Apart from the fact that this is the Magicakes round one, and it wouldn't be THAT without A BUGGY MYSTERY...!
...And an out of body experience.
THANKYOU ALL FOR READING! And for sticking with my rather protracted round.... Stay tuned for THE HEIR POLL!