I've been up, I've been down, I've been bad, I've been... well, badder.

But this? This is truly evil.

Oh, and happy birthday to my dear, sweet phantom_dennis-wenikins.

Dennis found me.Somehow, his determination to enter the White Room made what was unthinkably impossible... well, possible. His strength of will sent his spirit to me here ( Read more... )

Charles Gunn came in to the White Room. Now, I don't generally hang around the Angel Investigation people, given their fondness for beating the crap out of any Wolfram and Hart employee that they can get their hands on, so I sort of... stayed out of sight. But Muffin padded up to him and got all friendly, in a gee-you-smell-like-catnip-be-my-best ( Read more... )

Very. Very. Bored.

What? Wait. What? Huh?

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

I am not having a good day.

Dennis, I don't care about Jasmine! She's nothing! Remember me? Your beloved Betty? We fell in love and then your mother bricked you up in a wall and then you were a ghost and I worked for an evil law firm? Remember?

Well, now I'm in charge of the evil law firm, you're mother's dead, and you are corporeal. You're alive. You'rehot.

So. ( Read more... )

I've secretly replaced Justin Timberlake's personality (suchasitis) with my beloved, intelligent, clever, articulate Dennis'.

Let's see if anyone notices... *eg*

It can't be too hard to do a body-transfering spell. Particularly when we have a body without a soul (the teenybopper demon from hell, and a soul without a body (my ever-beloved DennisRebecca, my dear, if you could take these files down to Cole... I don't think he's working hard enough. If he still has time to bitch at me in his journal, he's not ( Read more... )

Rebecca and I have managed to ghostnap Dennis from the Hyperion. (Rebecca, you are my new favorite employee... which considering who my other employees are does not really properly convey my gratitude for your help last night. And don't worry about the Jag -- I'll have it fixed ( Read more... )

Ms. Lawrence and I are about to embark on my our mission, to rescue phantom_dennis from the evils of _jasmine_-worship. She has the urn and the spells, and I will be able to sense Dennis' ghostly presence. Together we will get him away from the horrible den of sweetness and light he's been lost in, and bring him back to me!