the truth about turgon

[fingon]

My little brother Turgie has been missing for quite a while. Behind the scenes, he was given a new mun, who apparently has been doing DIRTY THINGS to him that our father would not approve. No, she hasn't been molesting him in ways Elenwë would conjure disapprove of.

IT'S SO MUCH WORSE.That's right. I was concerned for my.. baby brother. STOP YOUR

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[turgon]

*flips hat*
*pulls out bunny*
*pets*

[fingon]

Ehehe Dad's gonna kill youuuuuuuuuuu :D

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[turgon]

BUT I AM A MANLY ACTOR SURROUNDED BY WOMEN AND AND AND I AM FULLY CLOTHED. :_;

Besides...there are some incriminating photos of a certain Astalder at one particular musical...do the words Late Night Science Fiction Double Feature Show mean anything to you?!

[fingon]

You sing. You're a pansy. Case closed.

AND I ONLY WENT TO THAT BECAUSE UH THE MUN MADE ME GO WITH THE ELRONDS!! Something about crossdressing in threes I DON'T KNOW!!

[aredhel]

aha haHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's my big bro Turgiekinnnnnnnnns.

ehehehehhehehe...

[fingon]

Yes, yes, that IS the reaction my mun expected. :) ehehehehe!

[aredhel]

Am thinking of asking Turgina to be the bridesmaid at my wedding. Hmmmmmm.

[fingon]

Ooh killing dad even faster that's so..... um um um NO COMMENT!

[fingolfinnoldor]

gmdflkgjnkdnfkjsdbjsdbfkjdnfkjsdnf *dieS*

[fingon]

WHAT?! NO! YOU CAN'T DIE DAD! COME BACK TO THE LIGHT! AWAY FROM ME AND THE BOSS MAN!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE YOU MUST LIVE AND KILL TURGON!!! COME ON!!! ;_; please?

[fingolfinnoldor]

NO! I'M DEAD DAMMIT AND THAT'S IT!! Aredhel is your patriarch now. FUCK OFF, BOTH YOU PANSIES!! Except my sweet beautiful little girl Aredhel who I adore BUT THE OTHER TWO OF YOU CAN GO OFF TO MANDOS IN A HANDBASKET!! And get a different bloody ward from me. I need time to think about where the fuck I WENT WRONG AND HOW I MANAGED TO RAISE SUCH FUCKING PANSIES.

[aredhel]

I will try to be a good patriarch like you were, daddy. *salutes*

FINGIE, TURGIE, BUILD DAD A MEMORIAL OR I'LL SET CELEGORM'S DOGS ON YOU!

[aranwethenoldor]

Ironic it is that related to them I am...

Not a pansy I am...

[bnh]

XD There is a rather large version of the first picture hanging in my local theatre. XD

...TURGON WENT TO A CROSS-DRESSING WHOREHOUSE!

[fingon]

I KNEW IT!!

[bnh]

Very good. ;) That girl...let's just say there's a little surprise under that skirt, if you know what I mean.