Last night I was trying to fall asleep and having a little bit of trouble, I probably shouldn't drink coffee in the afternoon, but the damn Cafe Mocha was tasty, alright? SUE ME. Anyhoo I was trying to fall asleep and got all creeped out by a plastic-y rustling sound and ran over to turn on the light in case there were some kind of rodent-type ( Read more... )

TheZygomaticBone (10:06:57 PM): before i was bending down to take my boots off and i hit my forehead on a shelf and now i have a red line on my forehead ( Read more... )

Went to Taste Budd's for coffee. Saw a weird kid with a beard on the right side of his face, and clean shaven on the left. What the fuck?

Here's the trailer for The Namesake with Kal Penn of Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle fame. They filmed parts of this in my town ( Read more... )

Celebrity hawtie of the century: Gaspard Ulliel.

Dear Gaspard,
I don't speak French, but I'm willing to learn. You're only a year older than me. We could make this work. You can act, I'll write. I can be the Arthur Miller to your Marilyn Monroe.
Love,
Fiona


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I drove Nina to school this morning. The roads were slippery, like "Doo de doo, time to stop for this stop sign, OH NO MY CAR IS SLIDING FORWARD I'M GONNA DIE oh wait I'm only going five miles an hour, oh wait, there the car stopped." That happened like 4 times, it was great, totally safe ( Read more... )

I'm totally going to see this movie, just because I love Gaspard Ulliel. A lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oBj_Ict4M&eurl=

stupid embed deal.

I don't know what's with my brain, alls I know is that I stayed up all night the night before last, slept from 2-6 PM yesterday (Monday? I think?) and then got up and hung out with people, and fell asleep at 2 AM last night (2 AM Tuesday morning) thinking AWESOME maybe I can sleep a normal amount and get up not early but at a reasonable hour, BUT ( Read more... )

I'm bored with life. I hate Eastchester. I hate suburbia. I hate staying in the house all day. It makes me hate everything, makes me not want to do anything I'm supposed to do, I want to get in the car and drive off and see where I go but I can't.

I got ANOTHER parking ticket. On Kaitlin's street, because I'm not supposed to park there from 2 AM to 6 AM?

A. What an arbitrary rule
B. I didn't see a damn sign saying that
C. What the fuck, this is the second ticket in a week for a bullshit parking violation when plenty of people on my block never get a ticket for a legitimate parking violation. ( Read more... )