To: The University of Michigan
Football Department

Re: Things you could do

AT LEAST PUT UP A FUCKING FIGHT.

Sincerely,

~me~

My kitty = fucking cute.

I dreamed I was president. But I was also John Leguizamo in drag.

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I don't have anything interesting to say--I just wanted to show off my new userpic.

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Karl Rove leaving the White House doesn't really mean anything, but it still makes me happy that all the rats are fleeing the ship.

And now, it's time for the funniest story I've heard in a while:

China tells Tibet's living Buddhas to apply for reincarnation

( BEIJING (AFP) - Tibetan living Buddhas are no longer allowed to be reincarnated without permission from the atheist Chinese government, state media reported Friday. )

( One of the worst things I've read in a while )

Voted on by an esteemed panel of judges, we now bring you the final installment of The Thug Awards.

( I pity the fool who reads this before finishing the book )