I'm going to sort of break up with Livejournal.

I know, you're all terribly upset. I think I'm going to do a slightly more real blog instead: lightningkick.blogspot.com. I'll still keep this so I can check up on everyone, but I'm not going to post here anymore.

"If you commit perjury I don't care. Don't give a shit. I don't think you should because you grade murder, you have Murder 1, Murder 2; you realize there can be a difference in the level of murder. So there must be a difference in the level of perjury. Perjury 1 is when you're saying there's no Holocaust when, you know, 10 million* people have died ( Read more... )

I know they're big states with lots of people, but should we really care about the opinions of the two worst states in the union ( Read more... )

http://break.com/index/bird-craps-in-reporters-mouth.html

...things that make me angry ( Read more... )

So last night we watched Pirates 3 and drank rum 'til it made sense.

Didn't actually work.

Why do the makers of (recent) trilogies keep screwing up the third one? Pirates 3, X-men 3, Spiderman 3...these movies are overstuffed with interesting material and executed so poorly.

Also, why is the rum gone?

Who says constitutional monarchs are lame and passe?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vyN-5ilDGSA

Oh yeah, and Pfizer is so evil I want to stab it--but this article's obviously biased and I bet it's leaving out some of the facts. I want to be honestly furious. Leave a comment  1 

Kind of neat, really, in that sort of random internet way.

Mentally answer the questions below and then plug the answers into Google Image Search. Post a picture from the first page of results.

1. What will your age be at your next birthday?


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Ladies and gentlemen,

I would like to announce that I have a huge Papelboner right now.

You heard me.

p.s. This is hilarious: http://youtube.com/watch?v=F06LjugtIUo

To all cockroaches:

I am aware of the fact that you own this city, and we humans are only interlopers on your territory. I understand further that your appearance in the apartment was, though undesirable, inevitable.

However,

bitches don't touch my spice rack