In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Go streaking more often.

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Finally, a New Years resolution I can keep.

I can drink way more than Engineers.

I've never been so lost
I've never felt so much at home
Please write my folks and throw away my keys
I woke up in a car

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I've got dew in my hair and mud on my shoes and I smell like rain.

Nighttime walks are the best kind.

I hate how I don't understand what my computer it trying to tell me. And I hate how I'll never learn because searching for, "Computer makes DoDoDoot Blee-OOP sounds when I ask it to play CDs and then spits them out" on google doesn't come up with any hits.

Did you know my router is sexy? You bet it is.

Tomorrow is resume day, in which I drive around town and encourage places to hire me. That is my favourite part of job searching. Wear something pretty, ask to see a manager, smile, hand in papers, flounce away. Wait for phone call. It's the next part I dread. I never do very well at the interview phase of job hunting. I guess I'm just not ( Read more... )

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I don't like when the world goes all wacky and nothing makes sense.

Conscious self
Overall self

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I am drunk.

Sometimes I wish clothes weren't so constricting, and that the carpet would quit grabbing at my feet. Fucker!

That's my story.

/me salutes