The Route to Heaven

[firesandpixies]

Title: The Route to Heaven
Pairing: Sehun/Tao, Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,315
Warnings: May contain offensive material, poor attempts at humour, dead!Sehun, in need to pee

Summary: Sehun dies and realizes the trek to Heaven is fucking hard.

Comments

[jongups]

i'll make this short because i don't want to get caught reading/commenting at work LOL but! this! is! gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ngl i wish tao and dead!sehun had got it on a little bit like why does only baekhyun/kris get any action :(
best part was how sehun checking tao out was responsible for suho's accident OTL

also, weed and wifi in heaven, and heaven being a place where even brats like sehun can get in? count me in

oh wait no the best part was actually jongin coming out of the closet on sehun's behalf, what a great best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[firesandpixies]

I feel you. I always read rated fics at work and I feel like my colleagues are judging me though I really doubt they know what I'm actually doing hahahaha.

Jongin was my favourite too when I was writing this heh.

Thanks for reading!

[stillnotliz]

I pissed myself laughing while reading this omg

[firesandpixies]

Oh dear, that doesn't sound good.
Hahahaha I'm glad you enjoyed it even though it seems that it had an adverse effect on your bladder.

[anonymous]

"I'm sorry that your dick is so small because 2/3 of it got shoved into your personality." I am bookmarking this fic and I will be quoting it for the rest of my life okay? Okay. Man idk if this was supposed to be a joke but I love you and I'm crying, but if it wasn't dude I still love you and I'm still crying. Youre the best okay yes T-T

[firesandpixies]

Thank you so much! I try my best to come up with asshole-ish dialogues.

Oh man, BABY DON'T CRY, TOOONIGGGGGHT. I love you too! <3