Michelle Nicole Dardis's Aliases

Your movie star name: Graham Crackers Reuben

Your fashion designer name is Michelle Paris

Your socialite name is Poo Poo Chicago

Your fly girl / guy name is M Dar

Your detective name is Cat Oswego

Your barfly name is Saltines Gin & Tonic

Your soap opera name is Nicole Briarcliff

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Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English
25% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

There should be a 'Gulit-Free Sex with Exes Pass' as a measure of bedroom ability. I mean, wouldn't be great to say, "You wouldn't believe what I've learned since you!" Then, they could give you feedback on..your "moves..." it would benefit both parties. Plus, it's not like you're getting evaluated by a stranger...this is someone you were attracted ( Read more... )

Don and Joanne Dardis of Montgomery, IL announce the engagement of their daughter, Michelle Dardis, to Conrad Rogers, son of Joseph and Stephanie Rogers of Lake in the Hills, IL. The future bride is a 2001 graduate of Oswego High School and is currently a nursing student at Bradley University. She will be graduating in May of 2006. The future ( Read more... )

but Hilary Swank is absolutely repulsive! I have these crazy hates from time to time...but I will never see Million Dollar Baby, because that woman just makes my skin crawl with disgust. It's all purely physical-her primal stance, ape-like face, and in this movie, her man's body. It would be torturous to watch her long enough to get past this ( Read more... )

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Church is the BEST people-watching ever invented, especially on holidays. Tina goes more often than I, so she has the gossip, and generally we sit there a cold Rivers-at-the-Oscars critique team. I suppose there's better things to do with that 45 minute wait while you hold your seats for the Christmas service, but considering the amount of good ( Read more... )

It's pretty hard to get past the "bah humbug" home brings, but i'm gladly realizing that this is the best Christmas I've had in years, and well honestly, it's probably the best I've ever had. Here's why:

5. I could've held court tonight, I was such a princess...I haven't had an event to beautify for since Kyle's senior prom, so I decided tonight ( Read more... )

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I'M ENGAGED! I'm the happiest girl in the world, and if you try to name happier girls, I'll make your life very unhappy.

That's all for now. Call or write if you want the details, it's not something I feel like blabbing about in my lj right now...I have reception sites and dresses to find!