( The Coolest Song Ever - La Vie Boheme from RENT )

My penis's new name is Spike the Fierce Little Monstrosity.
Take Name Your Penis
by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

That was if I put in Spirit, which some people know me by.

And this... is if I put in Jessica

My penis's new name is Colonel Sanders the Enthusiastic Popsicle.
Take Name Your Penis
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Recommend to me:

1. A movie.
2. A book.
3. A musical artist, song, or album.
4. An LJ user not on my friends list.

Copy and Paste with your answers in my comments. Then copy and paste the questions in your own journal.

The greatest lies of all time:

I love you

This won't hurt a bit

The check's in the mail

I was just going to call you

I swear I won't come in your mouth

Of course I'll respect you in the morning

We have a really challenging assignment for you

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you

I stole this from zaphod_ethereal cuz ... yeah.... it's cool.

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Poll Colors....

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To all of you crazy herbalists who are probably too fogged up to care by this time, happy 420. I miss partying today. :) Have one for me.
~Jess

Today is the day of the ex. One of my recent exes just called me... just to say what's up. WTF is up with this lately??????????

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
JessicaitisCause:overworkSymptoms:thirst for human blood, vertigo, automatic writing, hoveringCure:paint a black cross on your front door and wait

Wish werk was over... gotta go to the laundromat... gonna bring the boy with me so I don't have to go alone... I hate laundry. can't wait to move in with Pae who has a maid so at least once a week I don't have to do my own laundry. Yay. I don't know what else i want to do tonight, maybe pizza at west end while we wait for clothes at the ( Read more... )