"AC here. Off doing shit that you don't want to know about. Leave a message, bro."

You Are Asparagus


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No whaling means just that. Idiots.

Zigged when I should have zagged.

AC hasn't stepped foot in Smallville in a long time. It's not that he hasn't had the time. Or the means to get there. Or the desire to see certain inhabitants. He's had all of that, some more than others, for several months, but it's easier to stay away from the place that turned his life upside down than visit ( Read more... )

I'm not who they think I am ( Read more... )

Tagged by Bart. The fastest mouth in the world ( Read more... )

Sometimes the fish jokes bother me.

Arthur Curry is a college student from Florida whose father runs a lighthouse down the coast, a phenomenal swimmer, a flirt, and a decent guy. He's playful, arrogant, and prefers the colors orange and green. Very much an upstanding citizen, except for the one blemish on his record -- though one might think that setting a bunch of dolphins free from ( Read more... )