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[fitzunlimited]

upon arriving in alfred, i promptly fell right on my ass and ruined my left puma.

then i fell asleep and had a dream that i had dinner with viggo mortensen.

then i had a dream i had sex with a cake. not a special woman cake... i picked up a cake that was frosted and looked good, and had sex with it.

Comments

[anonymous]

Haha! At least it wasn't a box of rice crispies.

you know, up there

[hazardjackson]

bah

[therazberry]

how does falling ruin a shoe?

and was the cake brown?

-jasmo

[shadinatha]

and was it a mousse?

cuz if it was, you know it was just an expression of your inner desire to have sex with me and jasmine. homo

reading that made me very amused. sweet

[cranbrydelight]

At least it wasn't a box of razors....did the cake even look like a vagina at all??? Sex with a cake?? Maybe I will try that...

[fitzunlimited]

sex with cake can only be good if the cake is fresh out of the oven and have a creamy interior, i've decided.

[nomilus_paiter]

OMG Fitz, I know there's something inherently Freudian about having sex with cakes. I've gotta look this up! ::Raises a finger in excitement of the task ahead::

And a box of razors....owwwwwwwwwwwwwww (to infinity)