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Way to meet those Kyoto targets:
The following is a 'complaint' sent to the Broadcasting Standards Authority ( Read more... ) -
Stop Press!
Have just heard that the amazing mongolian throat singing band huun huur tu is supposed to be playing on 13 may at the old fruithall market in Glasgow.
Admittedly, I have no idea what on earth they sound like, or whether or not they are indeed amazing. I just like the sound of it...
The Amazing Mongolian Throat-Singing Band.
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Words of Wisdom
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. -
Burns Night (spectral) Analysis
For all those interested, here's a copy of my 'Toast To The Lassies' at the research Club's Burns Night; one of the few bits of anything approaching real stand-up I've done in ages. Went down ok, though....
Burns Night - 2006 - Toast to the Lassies
Germaine Greer, the world-renowned ( Read more... ) -
Penis Enlargement Emails
Ca:nYou:Lea:veMe:AloneI'm:Qu:iteHapp:yWith:MyDi:ckTheWa:yIt:IsAndEv:enIfIW:asn't:IDon:'tWant:ItTo:BeCutOp:enBySome:Bastar:dF:uckingSpam:mers -
Carnival of Witlessness
An era draws to a close tonight, an epoch is about to pass. Yes, the finale of Big Brother 6is upon us, and it's due to start in half-an-hour as I begin writing ( Read more... ) -
The Last Word
I'm going to be on Television tonight everybody ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
Ah... Camping. That wonderful feeling of being at one with nature; the romance that blossoms betwixt nights spent staring blissfully at the stars, as the cradle of Earth is allowed to hold you in her merciful hands, freed from the cold grasp of concrete that separates us from her warm embrace. Truly, camping is a restorative experience.
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What's with the widescreen?
Shit. My journal's gone widescreen. Which I didn't want happening.
Does anyone know of a way to correct this, or am I going to need to buy an IMAX monitor?