Tried masturbating this morning. I went through my catalogue of various spank scenarios, but nothing worked. I orgasmed with nothing in my head- an empty ritual. Has school finally done it? They made me inhuman! I don't even desire anymore. Just put me in my slot, give me my worker's comp, and my youporn.com ( Read more... )

I was sitting on a bench after my film criticism class, which usually runs until 9:30 at night. I had called my mom and was discussing Mao. We both wondered what had happened to her. I said that she was probably having visa problems, because it was not at all like her to just quit. So, I told my mom that if I didn't ever see her again, I would buy ( Read more... )

Lady Macduff: Sirrah, your father's dead: And what will you do now? How will you live ( Read more... )

Yesterday a crazy/cool old guy with lots of rings and bracelets called me "Curly Top." This is something I would name my dog or my slave.

It doesn't matter, though, because today was my last day at Starbucks and I'm finally going back to Los Angeles.

Corporate "culture" is the most hillarious bullshit I have ever heard. Culture cannot consist of the$e ( Read more... )

Squeal and shriek at your touch.
Foaming at the mouth, but without the anesthesizing insanity.
Love looks just like all the other four letter words,
like all the smiling faces.
Spring loaded muscle tension:
the hairs on a cat's back.
The tragic tale of the urchin and the eel.

No god, no values, no father
no home, no feeling, no reason.

Do not put a gun in my hand.

S E R I A L K I L L E R

"But he's kind of picky when it comes to croissants."
~Starbucks Training Program

[15:59] here is korea: Look, Smarty, I wanna apologize for last night ( Read more... )

[15:55] here is korea: Long time no see, man ( Read more... )