http://youtube.com/watch?v=jB89-9X6YS0

Amazing.

Next person to take a shit on my friends page with their fairy quiz results, gets a pen in the eye.

( Who's a pretty bird? )

Canada's actually beefed up border security since last I crossed over. I'm not sure why, maybe they just felt it would be in good posture. I'm not sure that anyone takes them seriously enough to want to commit a terrorist act on their soil, but I could be wrong ( Read more... )

So, I'm on the train from Chicago to NYC, and it's maybe 3AM, and suddenly, everybody is awoken by this loud-ass screaming coming from some woman in the bathroom. I mean, it sounds like there's a fucking anal rape going on in there. So, I go back, tap the door a bit, and say, "Are you okay in there ( Read more... )

So, thanks to fucked up train schedules, riding from Phoenix to San Antonio would've cost me an extra day (due to the train NOT GOING THAT WAY ON THE DAY WHEN I NEEDED IT TO), so, I took another route to St. Louis. Oh well. I shall see Texas another day, I suppose. In the mean time, my trip to St. Louis landed me an extra 8 hours of layover in ( Read more... )

Metal Show in Phoenix last night. But first ( Read more... )

You know what? LA has the worst drivers, the worst traffic I've ever seen. The air is polluted, it's way too fuckin' warm, everything is more expensive than it's worth, and I'm constantly feeling like somebody's gonna fuckin' shoot me. But you know what? I love it ( Read more... )

I'm leaving, and never coming back.

For the next 30 days.

( This means war! )