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I can't even believe it that I am sitting here watching The View. And I'm laughing, LAUGHING, during their segment called My Pussy is Bigger Than Yours Hot Topics. of course, I have Tivo, so I can fast forward the stupid shit.
I was very disappointed to learn that my tivo did not record americas next top model, but DID record fucking Nova. all I ( Read more... )

Ugly Betty is my new favorite show ( Read more... )

My new job is going swimmingly and I will probably be offered a full time perm position tomorrow. Oh I hope the money is good! yummmmmy money moeny money! I haven't made more than $24K a year since 2003. It will be nice to make adult money again. Oooo this thunder is making Walter a little crazy, I hope Mona is Ok....she's at Pauls' right now ( Read more... )

I am looking for someone to interview for a job. The candidate must:
-Have Oracle experience
-Inventory and Shipping/recieving experience
-Can work in South Austin
-Start working ASAP
Email me your resume to aaronbandy@spherion.com and call me at 443-9675

I have never had problems with my trash until I moved in with A. now, there are times when the trash guys simply will not take our trash. This week, for the third week in a row, they didn't take it so A called to find out why. It's b/c they trash guys will not take any cardboard of any kind. So they have been Digging Through Our Trash to see ( Read more... )

Howcome anyone who has ever read a history book knew this was going to happen, yet the newscasters sound so surprised?

Also, how long will it take before those gross newstations use age-advancing software to post pictures of what JonBenet would have looked like, had she not been killed ( Read more... )

I just heard on the news that scotland yard wanted another week before raising alert levels re: the threat to airplanes, but the US said No. BECAUSE the US wanted the terror alert level to influence people during the elections. I KNEW it! The US didn't want to wait a week, they wanted us all scared when it served the feds interest best. Wow.... ( Read more... )

How come these so-called 'thwarted bomb plans' happen during our congressional elections? isn't that a coincidence? it's like cops planting drugs on suspects to have a reason to arrest them.

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