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In 3 days I'm going to complete my final exam and officially be done with school in England ( Read more... ) -
ATTN: Godless people!
Are you marooned in an island of heresy? Are you floating aimlessly in your life raping children and torturing animals because you know that you will not be punished later on because there is no God? Well then you are going to hell ( Read more... ) -
Movie Fun
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So the other day as I was walking back from class I slipped and fell flat on my ass. It had the potential for being extremely embarrassing, partly because I ate dirt and partly because I don't exactly look my best while struggling to my feet bruised and covered in mud. I knew without even thinking too much about this that undoubtedly there were ( Read more... ) -
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My conversations with an obviously high guy on Bus Route #10 ( Read more... ) -
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Phillip: What's the temperature?
Bethany: It's 100 degrees Phillip.
Phillip: Are you serious?
Katie: No. It's 5 degrees.
Phillip: Are you serious?
Announcer: Matt Lienart looks like he's just throwing the ball to a young child on Thanksgiving. -
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My grandfather has gone completely insane. What little sanity was left after years of bitter struggle with my hateful grandmother and his own bitter, nasty soul has vanished with his 500 mg of random Parkinsons disease medicine. Quotes from a joyous weekend at Mammoth ( Read more... ) -
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So I have one more day left of work. I'm gonna miss those little kids like CRAZY ( Read more... )