How are you doing? If anyone actually reads this, leave a comment, vent about something (i'll commiserate), or tell me some good news (i'll congratulate). I'll take pretty much anything. I'd just like to feel some connectivity right about now.

even though i'm never on aim, i got a new screen name. corrienehjayneh.

My parent's sold their house to the second family that looked at it. That's an insane turnover. Now, their moving into a duplex in the 'trashy-but-only-by-suburban-white-people-standards' (aka totally not trashy) because they can't afford two homes, BUT when they retire in ten years they are going to retire here:


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Don't ask how, but I've managed to get jalapeno all up in mah grill. I"m talking primarily in terms of mucus membranes, specifically in the eyes and up the nose (seriously, don't FUCKING ask). I've washed my hands like FIVE times now, and I still keep getting it on my face. IT FUCKING BURNS. akl;jfsd;lkfjas;lkdfja;lksdfjsalkdfjaks; ( Read more... )

"What I wouldn't do for prehensile nipples" - my roommate

( I finally found the perfect desktop background. )

I typically think of Crate and Barrel as a grossly overpriced IKEA/Williams and Sonoma half breed, but we went their yesterday for the sake of entertaining my roommate's mom and I kind of went apeshit. I bought a Lodge cast iron pan, two silicone muffin pans, and a spice rack. We're going back today to buy her mom the same spice rack, and I fully ( Read more... )

The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's Library employs dirty old men who sexually harass student workers without punishment. Just so you're in the know.

I'm super intrigued by no-poo. I think I'm going to give it a try. On top of being cheap and not made from animals, it's far more earth friendly (What am I? A fucking hippy?! I'm going to break the necks of five kittens to regain cred.) than Pantene Pro-V.