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Mysterious Mass Suicide Boggle's Delroy Police.DELROY BEACH Authorities are still looking for leads that will answer the apparent suicide of four All-American quarterbacks in a Delroy Beach home last week. The four 200+ lbs bodies were found Tuesday morning, around a fallen beam, which authorities believe held them while they hung in the garage ( Read more... )

March 17th,
I've been to seven different record stores today and I can't find the Tom Petty record I wanted to remix during my set tonight. It was kinda cool what I was going to do. I was going to take the Free Fallin' Remix by De La Soul and I was going to add another chorus at the end. I was even thinking of laying down some of my rhymes over ( Read more... )

I managed to catch a reflection on the back windshield of a parked car. The tears on my shirt were credible, though the leash held no sign of a struggle. Placing it flat on the concrete road, I dragged the leash across the gravel before holding it up to the streetlights for inspection. Mrs. Opel was sitting at her 814 stoop and she witnessed the ( Read more... )

The sewers in the park get really dark at night. I walk along the wall, stepping on the occasional rat as I tread deeper into the tunnel. A map which appears to be drawn in red and green crayons is my only guide across the maze that is the underground sewage system in Palomino ( Read more... )

Someone killed John Lennon ( Read more... )

I'm going to tell her I think about her while jerking off, though I should probably leave it at that. But you never know. I wonder if she'd be flattered--if her vanity will conquer her appetite in this one instance. I really have no clue how she'll take it. The slut might get hot, which in turn will make me come in my god damn pants. Why ( Read more... )

excerpt from The Diary of Bret Karnes: Life is Good When Getting LaidMay 9th, 1997 ( Read more... )

excerpt from The Diary of Bret Karnes: Life is Good When Getting LaidApril 11th, 1997 ( Read more... )

Sara York, Ballet Instructor, Dies at 64.The Indigo Ballet Studio lost one of their most celebrated instructors this Wednesday, when Sara York lost her battle with breast cancer. She had been diagnosed with a malignant growth two years ago and continued her instruction until complications began six weeks ago. "She was an asset to this studio and ( Read more... )