[Pull! Is silent at this point but not the sound of the gun that follows. The sound of a double-barreled over and under shotgun with 28/30 inch barrels and open choke that is, well, if you wish to be very particular. Two shots, one hitting dead on and the second falling short ( Read more... )

[if you venture into the kitchen to find a snack, you would find a nation sitting and happily eating a sandwich. once you venture into the cabinets and refrigerator, however, you are going to find that everything has been replaced with jars of Vegemite. EVERYTHING. even those snacks you hid. WHAT DO YOU DO ( Read more... )

[ liechtenstein is in the kitchen doing her very best to bake a rather nice looking cake. she's not... really doing all that good, though. if you looked at her you'd see the flour all over her arms, face and clothes, some icing on her cheek and what appears to be some jam smudged on her chin. she's not used to cooking (that was big brother's thing ( Read more... )

Engwand! Engwand!

Why was thewe so much loud booms yestewday? They were pwetty and bwight and in lots of pwetty colouws. But why were they thewe? And how they'd get so high in the sky like that?

And! And! Why are people saying 'happy biwfhday' to me?

I hafe a biwfhday?

[ The kitchen currently is occupied by one nation, who not only is chopping up leeks by the dozen but is also humming under his breath, strangely in tune. Mr Shut-In is in the kitchen right now, cooking up a mean lamb stew with a lot (and I mean a lot) of leeks. Confuse for England y/n/leekspin? ]

[China just happened to have found a few unused boxes of fireworks and firecrackers and with the nice weather recently, decides to hold what the Chinese do best: A CELEBRATION! Of what, you ask? Well, is there really any reason for fireworks?

Well, think of it as a Summer festival!And that's not all! China is also happily cooking various types of ( Read more... )

[Witness, all, as a disgruntled looking little girl marches out into the main hall. She drops a soapbox unceremoniously down on the middle of the floor and hops up onto it. Satisfied with her position, she holds up a rolled up newspaper and yells into it.]

HEAR ME, HEAR ME!

[That's how it goes, right?]I have been willing to tolerate your ( Read more... )

There's a rustle and some shaking amongst the piles of hay out in the stables before a little head pops up, He looks like he just woke up from a nap, since he's rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. And then he blinks, starting to get a little scared.

Where?! Where is this?

I neva seen this place befowe!

Engwand?  Engwand?! ENGWAND!!!!

I'm scawed...

I wonder if it has been one big party after another here or are important things actually being taken care of? Well either way, I'm glad to know that at least things here don't look like a mess ( Read more... )

[So, a couple months back there was an incident involving Germany's dog Flocki and Italy's dog Rigatoni. Long story short... we've got some new little bundles of fluff today. Now, some of them are skinnier, and some of them are fluffier, and some of them are brown or white or spotted. But there are six of them in total and they're all huddled ( Read more... )