Drama, Karma, Idiots and Assholes...

[forevernovember]

So sadly at almost midnight on this rainy friday night I am wide awake and updating my livejournal. Yes that is right, after being in bed staring at Mike's back for the past three hours I have decided that I can't sleep. HAHA. No just kidding. I just have to do whatever xthezombiex does because that is what the cool kids do *wink wink

Comments

[victorsmonster]

I don't think you'll regret any keepsakes or other records or pictures you take having to do with your kid. That stuff is always good to have around years down the line.

Also, I fully support the promotion of the word babydaddy, as well as referring to the unborn child as the "lasagna." You're the hippest mom.

Much love and luck to you.

[stalkersrage]

Why do they call it a "shower?" Who is getting clean? At a shower, the only thing I can think to give as a gift is Head & Shoulders. Perhaps I am missing something here. And, as a side note, why is it for the baby? The baby has done nothing at all to deserve presents. Hell, it isn't even born yet. I would say that the "babydaddy" and the "babymommy???" deserve lots of gifts, but that an unborn baby probably isn't in need of diapers of formula as of yet. Nor savings bonds, since it will just be spent on shit like Veggie Tales DVDs and other crap like that later in life anyway. In my opinion, The father deserves gifts because, of course, he "delivered" the sperm. The mother deserves gifts because she accepted the delivery, signed for it, and is condemned to 9 months of hell by carrying the package around.

It makes me glad I have a penis. Good luck with the lasagna. Hopefully, for your sake, it's a veggie one with lots of spinach and very little swiss cheese.

[stalkersrage]

Oh, and as a note to "victorsmonster"...your avatar scares me. I shall have nightmares now.

[cinephilebee]

lasgna's give you woooooooooorrrrmmmms!

just kidding.

you could totally have a nontraditional baby shower. you could make it fun. i know it.
will and i will come up for a visit sometime soon. we miss you kids.

and the idea for a memory book is awesome. seriously.
my mum made me a baby book and i still freakin' love to look through it.

<3
-janice

[forevernovember]

Why have I not added you onto my friends list yet?? clearly a sign that I was too busy sucking to realize this one is YOU!

Time for addage...

[cinephilebee]

sweetness lady.

i added you back. :]

[the_rancor]

the lasagna is going to be fantastic.

I love you, even if you hate me for watching sci-fi movies all the time.

[jaylowlife]

of course you will be the hippest mom ever
I love you lots kiddo