If you didn't know, I'm going back to my old LJ (xxcrazykaylaxx). Goodbye forlornabsconda, I hate you too. So if you weren't on it before, add me and I'll add you back. If you don't add me...well, see ya around I guess.

I don't have any idea what's going on!! Wait a minute.

I'm a HUMAN?!

WTF!! That's pretty boring. Man...and for some reason I was just hoping I was a sheep.

If you ever want me to hate you, just try shoving me into a brick wall. Rest assured, it will work. But don't forget that there's a bench in front of the wall. I'll run into that bench instead of the bricks and walk away from you. Forever ( Read more... )

Cupid is a stoner.

I'm floating down a river ( Read more... )

Thanks a lot.

Thanks a fucking lot.

Have fun.

"Hello. I'm so glad we're back together," says my brain. "You almost enjoyed yourself today without me. Now I shall make you SUFFER."

Ah, it's times like these that I look at the top of my vocab sheet, read the writing that says "Today on the weather forcast: Cannibals!" and I laugh...because everyone knows it's veritable that there are cannibals in the mutable area of Canada. And that sounded verbose. (Yay for Etymology!) Totally. And then I pull up my pants and get happy that ( Read more... )

she's everything she's everything I'm nothing she's everything she's everything she's everything I'm nothing nothing she's everything she's everything I'm nothing she's everything she's everything she's everything I'm nothing nothing she's everything she's everything I'm nothing she's everything she's everything she's everything I'm nothing nothing ( Read more... )

lights out. lights out. lights out.
turn the windows black.It's finally Halloween! Yay for costumes, haunted houses, and free candy! This is a random thought but...I'll bet you if it wanted to, candy could take over the world. We would all be little pawns in the game of candy. Or players in Candyland...but I never really liked that game ( Read more... )