they have this great love story and their relationship is super hot and they're totally special and meant-to-be in their togetherness, whereas everyone else is just like "oh jesus, with these losers
they're the kind of couple that occasionally has to be reminded that life exists outside of the context of one another
and that it'd be more bearable if they weren't so unintentionally smug about it
I like to think Stan is unintentionally smug, like he doesn't get that other people don't automatically recognize the goodness and purity of his relationship with Kyle, maybe they don't relate to the S/K machine so well. Kyle is most certainly smug on purpose.
-Kyle is insecure about his hair/looks. -Kyle is secretly traumatized by a lot of the stuff he went through as a kid, but he buries it.
and to me as compensation from the universe for that trauma he grows up stupidly hot so to outsiders his angsting and insecurity either comes off fake as hell or melodramatic because hello look at yourself bitch. which, not his fault because that's how warped self-perception works but not everyone knows that
-They are very sexually compatible, but an observing third party probably wouldn’t be impressed with their bedtime activities.yep, no matter what universe or scenario, they fit and mesh with one another's tastes. and as for the unimpressed third party, yeah. to me that has more to do with stan and him being completely satisfied with vanilla sex and kyle is completely satisfied with stan even though before they really got together he was completely sexually adventurous and wild. which stan gets insecure about and is so sure that kyle's just a desperate housewife dying to go back to that. he's 85
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My favorite iteration of fate-change Kyle in terms of looks is Kyle in RIAT who grows up feeling awkward and gets a nose job after an accident -- I picture him as sort of uncomfortably beautiful but still insecure asodifjdo it's a perfect combo
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lol speaking of nose jobs there's sort of a plotline thing happening in my big bang fic where due to things, kyle gets a lot of reconstructive surgery that has him mainly looking the way he did before only a bit overwhelming and more intense. mainly because they couldn't recreate his nose. i think at one point i was going to have some thing about kyle finally being satisfied with his outsides at the expense of being repulsed at and loathing his insides but that would be kind of dumb
ah the mangled stan trend. with the missing ear and the paralysis and the amputated leg. it's really interesting though, i'm totally into it. cartman-stan bodyswap would be the ultimate test and probably a personal nightmare for kyle to pass
i really like the idea of melodrama when it comes to sexual tastes, i just see it coming more from stan and if he were anyone else kyle would laugh his ass off but instead he's all understanding and sweet about it
Yes, I love the idea that Wendy knows herself well enough to flick people aside if they start to drag her down - I think canon demonstrates that she's got intelligence and self restraint in more rational matters, but emotionally is a little fickle or impulsive, like the jealousy episode with the teacher and Bebe's boobs, the willingness to act on her random feelings for Cartman, and the fact that's impressed with people like Gregory along with Token and Stan. She's definitely down for a challenge, like when Stan is depressed she's pestering Kyle about what they are going to DO about it, etc. I love Cartman/Wendy because of the setup on the show (I love that episode/the Double Stuff Oreos scene/the fact that despite Bebe's shrieking disbelief Wendy is willing to do what she needs to do to SATISFY HER PHYSICAL NEED lol) and because I think she enjoys a challenge/a fight. People claim that Kyle enjoys this and that it's why he falls into concerning himself with Cartman's schemes so often, but I don't get the impression that Kyle enjoys
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oh ffff and I should add that Catholic-based guilt isn't an "honest" self-analysis at all, I was reading over my comment and slapped my forehead. I can actually relate to seeing a lone sock on the street and blaming myself for it and/or for potentially not interpreting it as a SIGN correctly in terms of taking it as a lesson in my life, lol, and that kind of crazy shit. What is your Stan/Kyle idea re: this??
//I think Kyle is excellent at forgiving himself and finds it difficult mostly to see the other side of things//
It's true, but he's been willing to stand down and admit he was wrong on the show, and he's almost always punished/mocked for it wahhh it's always like, this punchline. Poor Kyle. I'm a Kyle sympathist to a coddling Stan degree.
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they're the kind of couple that occasionally has to be reminded that life exists outside of the context of one another
and that it'd be more bearable if they weren't so unintentionally smug about it
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it's smugness though
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-Kyle is secretly traumatized by a lot of the stuff he went through as a kid, but he buries it.
and to me as compensation from the universe for that trauma he grows up stupidly hot so to outsiders his angsting and insecurity either comes off fake as hell or melodramatic because hello look at yourself bitch. which, not his fault because that's how warped self-perception works but not everyone knows that
-They are very sexually compatible, but an observing third party probably wouldn’t be impressed with their bedtime activities.yep, no matter what universe or scenario, they fit and mesh with one another's tastes. and as for the unimpressed third party, yeah. to me that has more to do with stan and him being completely satisfied with vanilla sex and kyle is completely satisfied with stan even though before they really got together he was completely sexually adventurous and wild. which stan gets insecure about and is so sure that kyle's just a desperate housewife dying to go back to that. he's 85 ( ... )
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ah the mangled stan trend. with the missing ear and the paralysis and the amputated leg. it's really interesting though, i'm totally into it. cartman-stan bodyswap would be the ultimate test and probably a personal nightmare for kyle to pass
i really like the idea of melodrama when it comes to sexual tastes, i just see it coming more from stan and if he were anyone else kyle would laugh his ass off but instead he's all understanding and sweet about it
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//I think Kyle is excellent at forgiving himself and finds it difficult mostly to see the other side of things//
It's true, but he's been willing to stand down and admit he was wrong on the show, and he's almost always punished/mocked for it wahhh it's always like, this punchline. Poor Kyle. I'm a Kyle sympathist to a coddling Stan degree.
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i kind of want to write something where they try to audition for rupaul's drag race now.
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XD
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