i called my new, holistic, water-birthing gyno to tell her that i'm pregnant and ask her if she had any suggestions. i told her that i knew planned parenthood's deal and she said that they're the only joint in town. so i sucked up my pride and gave them a ring ( Read more... )

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saturday night; drunk swimming. i'm lounging and feeling sick and sober. he's getting out of the pool, last, because he's embarrassed of his body.

me: hey. i have a secret to tell you.
him: what?
me: i have a secret to tell you.

he takes longer than expected to get out of the pool. not surprising, i wouldn't want to know this secret either.

him: ( Read more... )

who?!

i am barely nineteen years old and a high-school graduate. i took a year off to travel and learn life lessons and i plan on attending college in august. i will be living in a dorm with a bunch of fucking retarded girls and studying who-knows-what. none of this stuff really matters to me right now. i've got bigger issues.

what?!yesterday i ( Read more... )