WORLD CUP ( Read more... )

Only a week until Bats/Tornadoes.

This morning I shook off my hangover and decided hey, today was going to be the day that I started painting this house because right now it's just a house but it isn't really a home sort of feeling, do you know what I mean? I bothered Alyssa about this last year so the colours are already all picked out and it ( Read more... )

So I guess my Uncle Finbar is actually dating Odette Hebert.

Yeah, so I've been trying to think of something to say otherwise, but there's really nothing that can follow that, is there?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH EVERYONE?

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[crossed out three times and then ink poured over it]
OH MY FUCK I GOT HER PREGNANT.
I got my girlfriend pregnant or OH FUCK, WHAT IF IT ISN'T MY KID?

Wait, that's ridiculous, who else would she be sleeping with?

WHY HASN'T SHE TOLD ME?So ( Read more... )

Woah.

Just went home for a bit and found out Dad and Lexi got engaged.

WHAT THE FUCK

Bradana Gilchrist just boked all over my shoes.

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What to say, what to say. Oh, right!

On 23rd December Alyssa and DJ Prod nearly killed themselves on the way to my house from pubcrawling, literally crawling at the end, giggling even. That's right, DJ Prod and Alyssa MacDonald giggling like morons, funniest bloody thing I've seen in years. They slept in the same bed the next night. Really it's ( Read more... )

Dad just realised that if he goes with the Nowleses to the Malfoy Snowball thing that he'll be leaving Gilly and me alone for Christmas Eve until he finally gets home and we go to the midnight Christmas service. Now we're both of age -- far past it really, can't believe Gilly's eighteen now -- but apparently we can't be trusted ( Read more... )