Jinx, I heard you were looking for someone.

Around seven years old, brown hair, blue eyes, tendancy to seek out physical contact?

[Locked to Diana and Lunamon.]

Diana! Luna! Are you two alright?

Have you managed to get outside?

[Locked to Jinx; anon; unhackable; untraceable]

A request for a meeting at 10:00pm in Junk City for what's sure to be an interesting conversation.

In or out?

Location given upon answer.

Hey Arty, look! Flowers!

Artemis. And yes, Diana, they are.

What kind are they?

It's a common type of narcissus.

A what?

... A daffodil.

They're a pretty yellow~ Do you think they look pretty, Arty?

Artemis. Yes, they do look nice.

Here you go Arty, you can have them.

Artemis. Thankyou Diana, that's very sweet.

... Would you like me to find you some white ( Read more... )

[Clicks on. Sounds of slight movement, rustling as he blocks the world out. It's accompanied by light breathing, muffled from being under a pillow.]

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Fool.

[Equally muffled before the connection cuts.]

[Left at Jinxs door is a hideously expensive box of chocolates with a letter attached.]

Miss Jinx,

She was a careless fearless girl.
And made her answer plain,
Outspoken she to earl or churl,
Kindhearted in the main,
But somewhat heedless with her tongue
And apt at causing pain;
A mirthful maiden she and young,
Most fair for bliss or bane.
'Oh long ago I ( Read more... )

Something wicked this way comes
Is it God's or is it yours?
It's a bit uncomfortable
Oh, don't kill the messenger

Arty, you okay?

Artemis. And don't bother me right now, Diana.

You look tired. Maybe you should sleep?

I'm busy right now, Diana. Can't you go play with Lunamon?

But, Arty-

Artemis. Diana. Please. I'm incredibly busy. Is it possible these two are linked?

But...

If it's possible for them to do that then they must share-

Arty?

There's obviously a pattern.

Erm ( Read more... )

Arty! Arty! Let's play~

It's Artemis, Diana. And perhaps later. I'm quite busy I'm the moment.

Whatcha dooooing, Arty?

Artemis. And something that requires concentration. So if you could please be quiet.

Okay, Arty!

Artemis.

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I'm booooooored, Arty~

[Sigh] Artemis.

Let's go to the Teashop!

You want to travel to Tetha simply because you are ( Read more... )

Hello there, DigitalWorld, this is Artemis Fowl II speaking ( Read more... )