So my clothes were actually rolled up in a sleeping bag in my room. But that doesn't change the fact that I'm in Waunakee.

THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SURVIVOR!

My parents went camping and left me in Waunakee. I have no food, no car, and no money (five dollars doesn't count). And I'm pretty sure my clothes are in their car.

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling.

The novacane made me look like I was having a stroke.

Grr.

I'm so fucking ecstatic to be back in Milwaukee, then I find out that everyone's busy.

I even called Mike (Iraq Jack). But his phone was turned off. Then I praised God.

Novotny --

[noun]:

A person who likes to steal tins of tuna

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

How ironic...

My back hurts. DAMN YOU HUMAN BRIDGE!

Green? Not if I can help it.

As I listen to Alex's words, I wonder if I ever really want to talk to him again.

Does anyone want to go to Ozzfest? Please say "yes".

Wake up, baby. Please wake up.