Holy crap!! I'm back!!

I've been keeping myself quite busy since my last post... which was like over a month ago. Sorry 'bout that, but I forgot my stupid password for this LiveJournal thingy. I had my password written down on a piece of paper, but that stupid Bozo The Golden Retriever ate it! Honestly, he did! I'm not makin' that crap up! Dumbass ( Read more... )

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!! Today rocked!!! After much convincing, Mrs. Nelson allowed me to tag along with them to the Cinco de Mayo festival down at the Willamette Riverfront Park. Other than being mostly confined to little Jimmy's backpack so that no one would really see me, the day was a pretty good one!

There were a lot of neat things that you ( Read more... )

The weekend is finally here!! Tomorrow, the Nelson's were thinking about going to the Cinco de Mayo festival down at the Willamette Riverfront Park. I've been a well-behaved alien for the past week! They still don't know that it was my fusion reactor that blew up the microwave oven earlier this week, so hopefully they'll let me go along with them! ( Read more... )

I was planning on taking "Bozo" the Golden Retriever out with me into the woods behind the house again to look for more insect species to study; but it looks like it's going to be a rainy and stormy day. I don't like these stormy weather systems that you have here on earth. Especially the freakin' lightning! See, since I've been here, I've been ( Read more... )

Ok, I just got through watching that other DVD movie that the Nelson's borrowed from Blockbuster Video. "Saving Private Ryan" was pretty good, but I was once again disappointed to the fact that Darth Vader wasn't in that movie. I don't get it?? How come he's in those "Star Wars" movies, but never in anything else? Is it that difficult for him to ( Read more... )

Well, that nucleonic fusion reactor that I rigged up to the Nelson's microwave oven didn't work out as good as I thought it would? In my earlier journal post yesterday, I mentioned that I wanted to build that compact fusion reactor so that I could boost the power output of the microwave oven. That thing takes soooooooo freakin' long to cook my ( Read more... )

Man, I'm so tired!! I just got through watching that movie "Aliens" with that earth babe Sigourney Weaver. Hahahahaha!...what a freakin' great comedy movie that was!! It was almost as good as those other comedy movies, "Jaws" and "Braveheart".

Ok, I need to go to sleep. G'nite...Zzzzzzzz.

Mowing the back yard sure sucks! I hate it! Being the highly intellectual alien being that I am, I tied a harness around "Bozo" the Golden Retriever, attached it to the lawn mower, and let him mow the yard as he walked around. It was working out pretty well until Bozo decided to head towards Mrs. Nelson's flower bed. What a mess!!

Anyway, it's ( Read more... )

What a way to wake up!! As I was sleeping this morning, "Bozo" the Golden Retriever came into my cubicle room and started sniffing around. As usual, he thought I was one of his chew toys and ended up putting me in his mouth and tossing me all over the freakin' place!! I know he's just playin' and all, but what the fuck?? Can't an alien get a decent ( Read more... )

What a total freakin' son-of'a-bitch rip off!!!!!! My earth host family rented that movie "Gladiator" like I had asked them to and we sat down to watch it. That movie sucked!!! It didn't even have that Darth Vader guy in it like I thought it would?!?!?!? I mean, don't get me wrong... it was actually a pretty bitchin' movie and all... but I really ( Read more... )