the fucking dorms can kiss my ass

i wouldnt care if i got kicked out or had to move or anything. i am basically hating FT right now.

i am an overwhelmed mess.

i need it to be two weekends from now. NOW.

last night some of my guy friends were looking through craigslist personals and i was like ooooohhhh i wanna see how many responses i can get! so, i posted this:

i neeeed you noooowwwwwww - w4m - 19, isla vista
you dont know how bad. i need anyone., right this second. please respond as quickly as possible. like i said, i want you... i need you.

so ( Read more... )

there is a creeper in my life. at one point i was his friend. i was like oh what a nice gay boy! we can be friends ( Read more... )

Tonight me and some of my friends had a White Elephant exchange.

I ended up with a dildo that had been found on some train tracks. so uhhh.... yeah, who knows where that's been and what diseases it caries.
Thankfully I didn't touch it. But the guys mounted it out on the microwave in the common area. Lovely.

happy holidays.
i'm home soon. 

sooo everyones posting about going home. i will too.

i'm stoked out of my mind to go home. apparently my bro wants to have a sleepover with me and take me on the turkey trot run that he won. how cute. and its my parents birthdays, and apparently there is a cute 20 year old that will be at thanksgiving dinner. furthermore my dog has been talkin about ( Read more... )

well. being sick in college pretty much sucks. 4 days of it. went from intense fever to sore body and headaches to awful sore throat to really tired and lethargic to nausea and throwing up... etc, etc. it really blows, but i have a nice boy who has been watching over me.

you guys i pretty much freaking love it here in Santa Barbara. my friends are sooo awesome.

cause like ok, get this: we started a fratority. like, it just started as me and 3 guys, and now like SOOO many people want to be in it, and we had our first party last night. hahahaha. it was amazing. except i vaguely remember 2 RAs stopping by, and i don't ( Read more... )

everyone, I PASSED STATEBOARD!

i am sooo happy you don't even know. and like, yesterday was the worst day of my life, but also the best day... once i got my license.

but ok so i was like in this tiny room with 6 other people and it was dead silent and we had little rooom to work on our models, and i got a bunch of procedures i didn't want, like a ( Read more... )

soooo.... let me just tell everyone a couple important things:

1. k, i'm kind of afraid to just be like telling everyone about this because then if i fail i'll have to tell everyone that i failed... meh. but ok, what i'm saying is on FRIDAY, i take my Stateboard Cosmetology Licensure test. WOAH. and i am nervous. but excited. and scared. but ( Read more... )