[FIC] The Very Model of a Modern Metrosexual (Lotrips, 1200 words, worksafe)

[freedomfry]

Title: The Very Model of a Modern Metrosexual
Genre: Lotrips (Dom, Hannah)
Rating: So very worksafe
Disclaimer: So, so untrue. I don’t know the boys, I don’t know where Dom buys his eyeliner, I don’t make any money from this.
A/N: Takes place after Rings wrapped when Dom was crashed out at Elijah's place in LA. For cincodemaygirl, who gave me the plotbunny

Comments

[zoniduck]

Bwahahahaha!!! I loved this! It should be Laura's birthday every day. *g*

[freedomfry]

Thank you! It made me giggle when I thought of it, so I just had to share the insanity.

When it's Cinco's birthday, we all get presents! I love it.

[spicedrum]

hee!

That was very giggle-inducing. Plus, Dom and Hannah are an unbeatable team, porn or no porn.

[freedomfry]

Thank you! It was a lot of fun to write.

There needs to be more Dom and Hannah, dammit. I think I've read them all.

[beautyinthe]

Hee! So cute. It made me giggle like a FIEND.

[freedomfry]

Yay! Mission accomplished, then. Giggling like a fiend was the goal. I just can't write Lotrips angst. It always ends up going pear-shaped and silly on me. I think it's because the boys are just so happy all the time, you know?

[sparkythehamstr]

AHAHAHAHA "gigantic Powerpuff Girl blue eyes" *DIES* Hysterical.

[freedomfry]

Yay! I wrote a story that Sparky liked! *does a little dance*

I tend to play to my strengths--in this case, snarky dialogue and general ridiculousness.

[sparkythehamstr]

This whole thing made me giggle. Though I've a hard time imagining our shameless Dom being embarrassed to buy eyeliner. Especially if chicks think it's hot. :D

[freedomfry]

Hee. Point. In my head, Dom does a lot of his shamlessness as part of his Dom act for the cameras and fangirls. He's gotta turn off at some point, though, right? I think he'd be shameless after the first time of buying it, but the initial act would be a little wiggy.

[pesky_pesky]

“This is totally how you bought your first Playboy, isn’t it?” Hannah asked.

Oh, that was hilarious. Thank you for that.

[freedomfry]

I'm so glad you found it and enjoyed it!

And that's one of my favorite lines in the whole piece, so I'm soooo happy to see it quoted back at me. *is a giant geek*