Oh sweet Yulia, male again!!

... I never thought I'd say something like that. I guess life's funny that way...

Anyway, I've got a new room and I'm back to my old self again, which is... well, to say it's a relief would be an understatement OF THE CENTURY. Despite the fact that my new floor seems to involve some kind of crazy oral torture (I ( Read more... )

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*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*

D8

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE.

And they won't stop touching me!! ;_______;

H... help...?

... What the hell is on the door? (And why do I keep wanting to lick it ( Read more... )

Well I hope thid is lkegubke... I can't see very wekk, si I'm going by feel. And the gadget keyboard is sio small...

I... am really not liking this. Irt's npotr safe at all, and I can't see a damned thing! Just... lkts of cplours...

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Okay, I know this thing ios proiablky gibberishj. I gve up/.

Luke?

Well, looks like I get to deal with another strange body effect. I'm little less than half my usual height... it's kind of inconvenient! I hope those demon creatures have left the hotel, because I won't be much help with them. Looks like my sword's getting a vacation.

I'm sharing a room with another girl. Inara, was it...? I hope things are less ( Read more... )

D.... did anyone try... the plants... in the baths...?

......hee.

I... couldn't stop eating them, x333~~ THEY WERE SO GOOD. And uh. HEE.

... Sorry. I'M SO SORRY. I'M A LITTLE DISTRACTED.

It just smells so nice.

LUKE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. HE'S BEING A DUMB DOG TODAY. But he is so very cute with his floppy ears~~

Somebody pet me, ;.;OKAY I'M ( Read more... )

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Is it normal to spontaneously grow a tail after stepping off the elevator? MY PANTS Yesterday seemed almost normal - guess it was a little early to get my hopes up ( Read more... )

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D... Damn. What did I...

Yesterday didn't really happen, right...? (No... I know it did...)

Luke... Luke?! Are you okay? Please be okay I'm not... I promise I won't try to fight you. That wasn't really me. I swear it wasn't.

We need to talk... is... is that okay? I'll explain everything.

... My collar's gone... I really did... dear ( Read more... )

Why are so many of the floors named after cities in Auldrant? That's... unusual.

Something's off with me today. This morning I tripped on a dead locust and I... I just reacted, but it...

Ah, whatever.

You all better steer clear of me today. I'm not in the best of moods.

That includes you, Luke.

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