First off, I want to give a shout out to my friend Kris. It was her birthday, and she turned 21. She's from Australia. And she's a something-something. Something that is cool, and sounds cool. Like... Platypus. Or something ( Read more... )

I know it seems like I've been on a survey kick...

And it's because I have... But this one is good! Swear! Honest Injun!

( It BEGIIIIIIIINS! )

Geeks
Circle I Limbo

Goths
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Riceboys
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Militant Vegans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, Avril Lasagne, Christina Aguillera, etc
Circle VI Buried for ( Read more... )

Heather posted this. I had to do it myself.
( Survey ahead! )

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My LiveJournal SitcomLiving pantss (NBC, 6:30): FritoCheez (James Dean) paints claine (Ving Rhames)'s hairbrush orange. Later that day, electryk_pyxie (George Takei) gets bryan3581 (James Van Der Beek) drunk. Upstairs, spiffynoodle (Gates McFadden) bites dexeron (Tom Waits). Afterwards, deadlysin (Charo) buys teabags instead of wristwatchs, ruining ( Read more... )

After my bowl of mint chocolate chip icecream, I have to wonder; "Would hell be such a bad place if they served ice-cream?"

-D

So, I'm at work right now. It's really boring, and I don't have much to do right now, because all of the students are in class. I wish that I could say that my job is interesting, or that I get to meet many new people and travel to far-off lands, but that just isn't true. Unless 15 miles from home is considered a 'far-off land'. Which I doubt ( Read more... )

i'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high. i don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she's fly. but i can take the heat cause i'm the other white meat known as 'kid funky fried'. yeah i'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye but if i crashed into uranus i would stick it where the ( Read more... )

They were pens with my name on them that I bought at WalMart for nothing-fifty.

But they were my pens.

I feel violated.

*curls up in a fetal position*

-D