Hoofuckingray.

[frodogamgee]

I finally found something to post about.

My boyfriend just proposed to Pippin, just to get some stuff. And worse of all, everyone else is cheering him on for the proposal. I'm so flattered everyone is so eager to see Merry and Pippin together and me without. Well fuck you world!

Yeah, what a fucking happy day. And then my brother finds the Ring

Comments

[elanorgamgee]

*sighs*

I'm so sorry dear.

*shakes head at chaos in Middle Earth since she's been away*

[samwisegamgee]

I'm sorry about Merry, son. They're only getting married for a day! Please don't leave!

Would you like the Ring?

HAHA, I'M NOT GIVING IT TO YOU.

[frodogamgee]

Oh piss off.

Um, I don't mean that in a harsh or mean way o.o; Pleasedon'thurtme.

[samwisegamgee]

...I'll let it slide. Even though I know you're having sick thoughts and I should cut your head off and put it out in the yard to be colonized by unappealing forms of life.

[estellabolger]

Well, dear, I have to be fair. If I was supportive when that lousy goodfornothing bastard my ex-husband shacked up with an underage Gamgee with a really hot mother, I have to be equally supportive when he chooses to marry his cousin, don't I?

[bilbogamgee]

*winces at tone* ....I guess I'll go pack. *slinks away*

[ladyeowyn]

....drinkies?