I really will start doing proper updates again some day, I promise :) Only one month until the wedding now - I'm getting really excited :) I'm busy sorting out the house and getting my stuff together.

Go to Wikipedia and put in your birth date. Don't put in the year. Post in your LJ with three neat/important events, three births, and three ( Read more... )

More election stuff. Sorry ( Read more... )

Being up 11 seats overall is pretty good, towards the higher end of predictions (especially with the BBCs +1 exit poll last night). The Times describes it as a "major disappointment" for Charles Kennedy, which is frankly nuts but then Rupert Murdoch papers are nothing if not precdictable about this kind of thing ( Read more... )

My (eldest) brother is an electrical engineer working for a company who supply equipment to factories. I've just had a text message from him.

"Interesting day. Had to explain to angry customer that while a choice that must have been inspired by something, his decision to have the operator hose down the contents of a machine's high voltage ( Read more... )

And there's always one of the little shits left over at the end. Staring and leering up at you from the place that all its companions have been taken from ( Read more... )

Sitting on my bed is a pile of about 30 plus socks waiting to be sorted ( Read more... )

And on the twenty-fifth day, the Lord said: Thou shalt not shag until thou hast moved thy headboard so that it bangs not against the wall. Only then mayest thou shag without disturbing thy neighbours.

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005

During the outage I bought a smal Eastern European nation.

What did you do?

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Not a proper entry just three random things that amused me.

The first is from a fairly dry academic book called "The Viking Art of War (the topic of this should be quite obvious :) This sentence just boggles me:

Hall burnings and ambushes also had their own 'standard operating procedures', just as did less common types of bloodwipe such as Whale ( Read more... )

Because using laptops can damage your fertility.

How random (but yet logical).