Whoa I'm 26 now.

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YES! On the front page of the City Paper site (and maybe even of the pulp verson?! must wait till the morning to find out...), my article about 2640 Space. I don't come up with the headlines/titles, so please don't credit me for the great Sun Ra reference. Now to see if any unexpected edits were made...

The championship bout is today! Flo Shizzle wants all of The Speed Regime to wear something gold, so she lent me a sequined belt with the ugliest chrome clasps. I replaced them with two golden lion heads I pulled off another belt. Further accesorized with a pair of wrestling-esque boots and a vintage uptown granny fur kangol hat... Along with my ( Read more... )

Question of the day: Can non-Catholics take communion at mass?
Related question: What if you are directly descended from someone who was excommunicated? Would taking communion be sacriligeous?

Going to a wedding tonight...

And on the subject of churches, here's my new & improved terrarium:

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from the Beatbots board:

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two ( Read more... )

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Four years ago today Justin asked me to "go steady". Those were his words, via aol instant messenger.... Happy anniversary, nerd!

Apparently mussels make me very sick these days. If scallops turn on me, life will lose a bit of luster. What if I am 'intolerant' of all shellfish now?! THE HORROR! Shellfish are a surefire food indulgence of mine, handed down through my mother who would remind me how lucky I was to get them on those once or twice a year special occassions, ( Read more... )

First piece for the City Paper! Just out today!