Wasn't Mew a pokemon?

[fullmetalsues]

Oh god, and I thought yesterday's Sue was toxic. Today's suethor insists it's a good idea to stick a poor defenseless angel into a house of homunculi. Someone has a rape fetish...

Hmm.. does anyone have that Icon that says "Hi, I'm Envy, and I'd like to clear up a few things about my chracterization" or something along those lines?

TITLE: Envy's

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[umeko_pyon]

You've desecrated the sanctity known as Mew, the 152th pokemon.

Isn't Mew #151? *geek*

God, I can't stop seeing the Pokemon and Envy skipping down the street now.

Didn't you know? That fic already exists! (I sporked it a while back.)

[fullmetalsues]

I seem to doing that a lot, mostly because I don't check fma_spork as scrupulously as marysues.

[pitch_out]

Oh, that's all right! I just wanted to point it out. XD

(Too lazy to sign out of RP journal. :P)

[_snoogans_]

I have two things I cannot let slide by.

"wemen"-Dear god. I don't even want to begin to elaborate on how many different inappropriate comments I could spin out of that.

"underware"-Is this the bastard cousin of "hardware" or "software"? Oh dear...my computer is crashing, it must have something to do with my underware.

Get this girl a grammar book, and let her read it while Envy is feeding her to Gluttony.

[avatarsues]

Oh fuck, it's that girl. She's been in the Avatar fandom (I've sporked her twice, here and here), as well as the Shaman King fandom. All of her fanfics look like this, so it's not just FMA that's taking a serious canon beating.

The whole Wish plot being ripped off rubs me the wrong way, too. Especially because I don't see how Envy would act ANYTHING like Shuichiro in terms of falling in love with an angel.

Also- Wemen. WE-MEN. ARG.

[sexxayass]

I thought the plot sounded familar. The title alone makes me want to burn the old eyes out. Ghetto Envy killed me long ago but every bad Envy fic is just digging up the same corpse and mutilating it a little more.
Question-how do you wear a dress to your fingertips exactly?

[ocean_queen_kai]

"Just now, when did you take intrest in wemen (...that is a REALLY disturbing misspelling.)?" Greed asked.

...*giggles* This brings my old love of Greed/Envy stories back with a vengence! *skips off to go find some*