fma_spork

The Great Spork Revival!!!

6eddingsfan90 wrote in fma_spork Nov 28, 2011 19:52

My darlings, it has been far too long since anyone has posted here. This keeps happening, and I can no longer stand for it. So, as often as I can, I for one will try to make regular posts. However, as nursing school is kind of a life vampire, and I am now renting a room in a house that has no internet, and seeing that my computer charger ( Read more... )

I just... sigh

6eddingsfan90 wrote in fma_spork Apr 20, 2011 22:36

Here is the next part of the epic tale of Star Who-Has-No-Last-Name, in which I am even more confused, I make Suethor my nemesis, the main character is a rather hostile bitch, we get a glimpse of her dark past, her parents are just as dumb as she is, the second chapter two makes an appearance, another main character's personality is ruined, and I ( Read more... )

Oh GOD here we go.

6eddingsfan90 wrote in fma_spork Apr 19, 2011 13:28

Well hi there folks! Your favorite alcoholic is here, unfortunately sober, and incredibly enraged. Boy oh boy do I have a bad one. I originally had one that was about ten to twenty times worse, but sadly, I didn't have the foresight to save the more important information, such as the story's title and the author's name. (I was probably drunk.) So, ( Read more... )

canon rape

O.O

wisdom_of_youth wrote in fma_spork Oct 02, 2010 18:17

Wow, no one's posted to this commute since April? Damn...
Anyhow, first ever spork. I've been meaning to put this up for a while now.

Title: The Forbidden Alchemist [[Already I hate it.]]
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4578714/1/The_Forbidden_Alchemist
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(Untitled)

adenar wrote in fma_spork Apr 16, 2010 14:21

Yo. I'd been watching this community for a long time before it went sleepy-dead, and it saddens me to see it so. So here's a little contribution, a fairly mild-mannered British spork, to keep the sporks alive.

Title: The Emotion Alchemist
Author: TheSoulAlchemist (I'm sensing a self-insert coming up)

Full Name (plus titles if any): It's (badly) ( Read more... )

Technical Difficulties.

nabaroo wrote in fma_spork Feb 27, 2010 14:59

demonic-muffin.deviantart.com/journal/

FMA =/= Twilight.

soulless_lover wrote in fma_spork Jan 14, 2010 10:14

so, so glad to find this place; there are so many incredibly bad FMA fics out there that i just knew there had to be a sporking community somewhere. and now i've found you! *wipes tears* oh, i'm so overcome! oh! *chokes* excuse me! talk amongst yourselves - i'll give you a topic: "Do Ishvalians Ever Get The Red-Eye Effect In Badly-Lit ( Read more... )

RETURN OF THE SPORK

tsune_0 wrote in fma_spork Dec 22, 2009 23:20

What better way to take part in a revival that by going back to something I started before the community went sleepy-bye? Oh yes, I'm going there.

WELCOME TO ALCHEMY AND WITCHCRAFT, CHAPTER TWO.
For part one, just look back a bit. It's not too far.

I hope you're all happy now.

( You asked for it. )

Definitely making another one. I'm in the Thanksgiving mood.

nabaroo wrote in fma_spork Oct 11, 2009 18:26

EDIT: I actually apologize for this. I basically had a mental breakdown all over the computer.

Yup. Thanksgiving is tomorrow for us Canadians, and that means SPORKING!

Not really, but what the hell?

I'm starting the second chapter cause the first one is too short and... weird. Oh, oh! She has another one called "Snake Eyes". Delicious~ Someone spork ( Read more... )

Kay, so, I think I'm doing this for myself, considering this place died again.

nabaroo wrote in fma_spork Oct 10, 2009 14:32

Music: None.

Title: The End Where I Begin (and yet another Suethor trying to be poetic)
Author: UmberJaved (Um...er... Well at least it's not edwardsgurl4ever)

Full Name: Eva Crawford
Full Species: Can't-Write-A-Proper-Sentence Sue. I'm not faking the Latin right now.
Hair Color: Long, blonde hair. In a ponytail. We know where this is headed.
Eye Color: ( Read more... )