We need to talk ( Read more... )

My cinderblock ceiling is being ground slowly to bits under the rapid assault of a wild, bucking bed, which itself is being beaten to death by a screaming football player and his grunting basketballer girlfriend ( Read more... )

(KIT MCCLAIN, a gangly male human in his early twenties, stands before a table. On the table is a large jar of mayonnaise, an opened and rolled-up bag of pretzel sticks, and a bag containing two or three hamburger buns. KIT himself is wearing pajama bottoms and looking considerably fatigued. To the left of him is an open laptop on the floor, ( Read more... )

I gotta write ten stuff about me ( Read more... )

Tristan Tzara was born Sami Rosentstock of Romania, and had a scream like a fat pearl ( Read more... )

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, because it might be full of greeks with spears.

*Beowulf ( Read more... )

e e cummings just told me that ( Read more... )

(Emile ZOLA, Novelist and occasional playwright, champion of the Naturalism movement, sits at his desk with a fountain pen and a roll of parchment, facing the audience. His face is candle-lit. Meanwhile, further upstage, SYLVIE, a waifish handmaiden in her early twenties carefully sews a fabric daisy onto a large, floppy hat, while ARNAUD, ( Read more... )

Ooooooooooogh.

Sonnuvabitch.

Sonnuvagoddamnbitch.