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MY PEE BURNS!!!!!

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I am so on the fucking verge of a nervous breakdown these days.

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Let me just say that I now have an official phobia of Newark New Jersey,stemming from the traumatic ordeal I endured there this weekend. It all began as I stood in line, surrounded by the jewiest jews I ever did see, waiting to board my flight to Tel Aviv. I was suddenly overcome with the most gut-wrenching, terrifying pain in my left side. I ( Read more... )

I am the new boss of all the stray cats that live in my parking lot! I have been trying to befriend them since I moved into my apartment last year, with little success. Even after phlegyas and I saved two of the kittens from imminent death, those ungrateful little furries showed no interest in doing my bidding! But everyday since this summer, I have ( Read more... )

My family law professor sent me an email this evening berating me for missing tonight's class (I had to watch the debate!) and telling me that I need to adhere to the attendence policy be emailing her before hand and giving her a reason for my absence. Should I make up a lame excuse about some family emergency or tell the truth? I feel like I am ( Read more... )

mazeltovkreuger and I are totally hitting up Cherry Hill Mall tonight, to do some clothes shopping/performance art. Last time we did this, our "performaces" included a peice in which he would stare longingly through the display windows of clothing stores, as I narrarated his thoughts to annoyed/confused mall walkers. My favorite performance was when mazeltovkreuger bought a ( Read more... )