Well, I'm off to take FOUR final exams in one day.  May God watch over me and grant me the power to succeed!

After watching the "SNL in the 90's" tonight, I remembered a famous man - BILL BRASKY!

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Well somehow I managed to sleep walk again and turn off the alarm.  I'm going to have to start mixing up where I place my alarm clock.  This crap is so weird!  I woke up to Squeege biting my arm and my legs were all hot and sticky from the heating blanket.  I looked up and it was 6:30am.  I'm so thankful it wasn't like 9am because that would have ( Read more... )

Just herd the new Ozzy single.  As they say, and they aren't lying, this is the true follow-up to the "No More Tears" album.  I can't wait to get it!  Even though Ozzy is 60 years old he is still destroying everyone new ( Read more... )

In the midst of all these final studies, I have rediscovered Spinal Tap.

Check out this clip. It's called "Big Bottom."

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Hit up the MGM Grand Buffee' last night for free.  Ate like Louis Anderson eating his last dying meal.  2 hours of sleep.  No need for breakfast since I'm still full 6 hours later.  Customers are going to love my gas today!  

I've just realized the talent that "scratch" requires. I'm sorry but if you don't think this is cool, then... uh... yea you're lame.

HINT: This is from Star Wars.

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OMG.

At work today I saw a nasty woman that was seriously trying to flirt with some employees.  To the employees good fortune, they escaped.  This woman was nas-tay.  Her features included a beer gut, cleavage (i should note this cleavage had stretch marks and Mickey Mouse tattoos), a mustache, and also the stink of booze.  So what do I gather ( Read more... )

So today I read some chilling news and watched disturbing videos of what the gunman of the Virginia Tech shootings had to say.  I won't bother mentioning his name because that is exactly what he wanted.  The brash idiocy of his mindset and ill mental incapacity can be shown with one simple quote.

"You have vandalized my heart, raped my soul and ( Read more... )

I've finally broke my curse related to college tests of not getting 100%

On my Thermodynamics test relating to turbines, heat exchangers, pumps, and nozzles...

I GOT 100%!

IN YO FACE M-F'ERS!