Yea uh... not having a great weekend.  More poo on the pile.  Dang, I really don't feel like typing it all out on here.  I don't know where the heck Sara went either so it makes it worse not being able to talk to her.  I haven't talked to her in like 3 or 4 days on the phone.  This is TORTURE.  All I've heard is grumbly voicemails thanks to Skype, ( Read more... )

May is "White History Month!"  Bring out the juice and the strudel!

Hey Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson!  What don't you shut your damn mouth about the Imus comment and stop making a national ordeal over a stupid joke.  In other words... go fist yourself you dicks!  You two are the biggest hypocrits on the face of the planet as of now.  You preach about taking steps forward for minorities, but when you sensationalize ( Read more... )

It just took me 30 minutes to type in the Benedict - Webb - Rubin Equation of State in Microsoft Excel and program it with variables.  CRAP!  

This is the craziest thing I have heard of in Rock and Roll.  I thought the "Shark and Groupee" incident with Led Zeppelin and Vanilla Fudge was bad, holy crap this is hilarious!

The article is called... Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'
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This picture drives me nuts.  OMG!  And only the woman in the middle you smartasses!

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As I'm writing this political paper for Stern I somehow remember my 12th grade English teacher, Ms. Young.  She used to bark.  Yes.  Bark like a dog in the middle of class to get our attention.  She definitely was smokin' the oooooooooo weed!  

This is the final month.  It's the final stretch.  The final countdown.  "The Fortress" will reach a scale of legendary status when it's over.

I LOVE YOU!

Ok.  Really random and maybe totally unreadable things for most of you here, but I've been really thinking about how I want my kids to be raised.  For those out there that think I'm planning on having kids right now... we'll you're damn wrong!   Not till at least 25-27, then it's baby-makin' time!  Any later and the risk of having a kid with a 3rd ( Read more... )

You know, the moment you sleep with someone you have to realize that you are changing the course of your future.  If you should decide to cut things off, and date another person, chatting with that original person is HIGHLY UNCALLED FOR AND UNWARRANTABLE.  The person you care about now doesn't need to hear about (or get visual cues) of what that ( Read more... )