Here is some recent news from Best Buy that makes me worried about my potential to be supervisor and make massive cash.  Today at my morning meeting, our store manager Greg told us that Best Buy was going to be performing "attritioning" in April.  That is pretty much a fancy word for...

DOWNSIZING!

So here is the scoop for my department, digital ( Read more... )

Mind, Body, and Soul.  I'm going to the top.

BOO YA!  YEA YEA YEA!

I got home today and found the picture that I ordered from mpix.com .  It's a 12"x18" picture of Sara on this elegant metallic paper.  It's so friggin' huge!  I can't wait to put it in a frame and hang it on my wall in the bedroom.

As I was watching the Tonight Show, for some odd reason I recalled my one and ONLY drunk dial.  It was when Sara and I ( Read more... )

SERIOUS CONTENT ALERT!

Today I saw an Indian dwarf run accross the lawn of the quad while some stupid jocks were throwing a frisbee to each other while cursing really loud.

Quality.

Thank you lord that I am not one of them.

Attention HATERS!

50 more days till I am out of shithole Michigan, watching Sara gradu-macate from Franklin, and running rampant through Greece.

I had a weird dream last night and it made me wake up at 3:30 in the morning.  Sara and I were at this club, dancing to ghetto beats when she whipped out a cigarette and started smokin' it up.  I pretty much just stopped groovin' and just stared at her.  She replied, "What's wrong!"

Shane: You've got the most disgusting thing you can put in your ( Read more... )

THIS MORNING - GROSSED THE FUCK OUT

Yea, so I had to work this morning at Best Buy and in case you didn't know, well it is St. Patty's Day.  What was particularly stunning to me was a story about a manager of ours that appeared on Fox 2 News in the morning around 7am.  He was at a bar already, drunk on TV.  Way to go.

As I talked to customers before ( Read more... )

I miss her so much that I can feel her surging through her veins as my body trembles.  God I miss her.

Upon hearing the very interesting information that Jimi Hendrix stayed all over Morocco and had a house there, I investigated this claim as a sidenote tonight, mostly because he's the main guy that made me pick up a twanger and keep playing for 12 years.  I intend to transform supposed truths into things of pure folklore.

Here are some claims that ( Read more... )

Tomorrow Squeegee gets her devil possessed cooter cut out at the vets.  I've seriously had enough of her heat spells, peeing, and her trying to rub her vagin' all over my feet.

An ode' to the former you Squeege!

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